Greetings to All!
With incredibly unpredictable results once again, the Premier League never ceases to amaze us. Add that to the terrible depths of piss poor officiating (Mike Dean and his incompetence) and it’s unacceptable fallout on social media, it indeed was every bit as eventful as we thought it would be!
The tale of this bizarre season continues with a partial double gameweek coming up next. A shout out once again to them Premier League schedulers who obviously feel that not enough matches have been played and that a break of 15 minutes between them is just too much. Citeh, (who are now threatening to tearaway but have a tricky few fixtures), Everton, Fulham & Burnley have 2 matches each.
Without wasting anymore time, on to this week’s predictions:
Leicester vs Liverpool
The Foxes are clicking into rhythm at the right time. After having narrowly missed out on the Champions League last season, Brodgers will be intent on getting it right this time around. Justin is fast becoming the find of the season and is to an extent symbolic of the Foxes’ tight game at both ends of the pitch.
Klopp got the PEPtic Ulcer & Liverpool got spanked at Anfield. They had no clue how Fodya hit them, and Mohammad had to move the mountains and deliver an Oscar-worthy performance to win them the pen. Liverpool’s front three seem to have hit a dry spell together, and Klopp will desperately be looking for a way to get their act together pronto or risk being cut adrift in the final third of the season.
Bawa’s Verdict: A score draw.
Crystal Palace vs Burnley
The form of Eze notwithstanding, Palace have managed to score a grand total of 1 goal when Zaha has been out of action. Uncle Woy should put in his efforts in the physio room to gett their talisman up and running. Palace, however seem to be facing familiar problems at both ends of the pitch and would be hoping for a stroke of luck to put anything past the Burnley defence.
Burnley couldn’t have expected a more favourable start to their DGW. A Palace side that is just unable to score at the moment going up against a Clarets’ defence that is tough to break. Sean Dyche will be relaxed going into this one and might give us another epic presser. While Burnley’s attack still doesn’t convince the neutrals, their defence game is absolutely on point, and the potential absence of Pope could be more problematic for the Clarets than the Palace forwards.
Bawa’s Verdict: Burnley for the win.
Man City vs Spurs (Match of the Week)
Pep comes up against a familiar foe, after having absolutely outclassed Klopp. The City machine is in full flow, and to think that they are missing their two best attackers in KDB and Aguero, is scary. 5 points ahead of United with a game in hand is a comfortable position to be in, and few would expect City to mess things up from here.
Mou Mama lost 4-5 to Everton in the FA Cup. The only possible explanation is that MC Kane didn’t start. Earlier, Mou Mama got back onto the whining / winning trail with a half fit MC. A fully fit Kane could have gone back with a bagful of goals against the hapless Baggies. His return also seems to have spurred his trusted mate Son to start delivering. However, breaking City who are on a 15 game winning run is not going to be an easy task.
Bawa’s Verdict: City to capitalise on the one wrong turn Mou Mama’s bus takes to take three points.
Brighton v Villa
Brighton must be brimming with confidence, coming off the back of a surprise draw. Nevertheless, their attack will still have their task cut out against SpiderMartinez. Unlike the game against Burnley, Brighton’s defence is also going to have their hands full with Ollie Watkins & Co., spraying their goal with shots.
Villa, like their opponents, surprised everyone with a shutout of Arsenal in the last GW. The form of Watkins & Co would be pleasing Dean Smith, while Martinez continues to carry the defence on his shoulder. This could probably be that game where Villa’s attack go berserk.
Bawa’s Verdict: Villa, comfortably.
Southampton vs Wolves
Saints did not look like the team that was destroyed, and in a large part was led by a sharp looking Danny Ings despite them playing against nine men for nearly 15 minutes. Saints have a comfortable run of fixtures coming up, and would like to build their revival from the 9-0. Ralph would be hoping that his side can replicate their early season form.
Wolves have forgotten how to win a match and might need to have a chat with PEP for guidance. Saints’ deadly ability to convert from deadball situations should keep the Wolves backline busy. While Willian still shows early signs of promise, time is running out and he will need to start delivering quickly.
Bawa’s Verdict: Ugly win to the Saints.
West Brom vs Man United
The Baggies didn’t surprise anyone in their defeat to Spurs. It is also hard to see them stay up. With what is probably one of the worst Sam Allardyce team’s to play in the Premier League, they probably offer a good opportunity to United, to rotate their squad. However, if there is also one defence that Pereira & Co could take advantage of, that’s the one led by Slabhead.
United threw away 2 points with customary school boy defending in Fergie time. It is difficult to see them win a major cup / league with a Maguire/Lindelof partnership at CB. At the other end, Martial seems to be playing for his next contract in the Chinese Super League or the farmer’s league back in his native land. While rotation is a possibility, we could also expect a Bruno-bhaiya blitzkrieg against the West Brom defence.
Bawa’s Verdict: 3 point Reds.
Arsenal vs Leeds
Arsenal showed considerable promise, put some smiles on AFTV and then did what they do best, and lost to Wolves and Villa. With their Player of the Month having an off-day, the team decided they could have one too, and didn’t bother turning up against the Villans. Any such half-arsed performance could prove very very costly against Leeds, especially now that Bamford has started captaining himself in FPL.
Leeds won, and actually kept a clean sheet while winning. Bielsa must have slept a happy man. Dallas and Bamford combined to deliver a 2-0 win against a toothless Palace. Arsenal’s shaky defence could prove perfect fodder for the Leeds’ mob to hound. With a little bit of caution, the Whites could return with a handsome result.
Bawa’s Verdict: Sides to share the spoils.
Everton vs Fulham
Unlike their manager, the Toffees squad must be absolutely buzzing from their last min draw against Utd and win over the Spurs in the FA Cup. Don Carlo knows that Fulham won’t be mere pushovers. DCL’s injury might raise some concerns, however the return to form of Richarlison should be enough to see them past the Cottagers.
The Cottagers have been sound in defence. With a little bit of luck going their way, they could’ve had more points to their name. Credit should also go to Scott Parker for turning around their performances this season. In the first of their games this week, they’d hope Lookman & Co can put something past the suspect Everton defence.
Bawa’s Verdict: Everton to wrap things up comfortably.
West Ham vs Sheffield United
With Soucek’s red card being overturned, the Hammers played their FA Cup encounter, only missing Antonio. They would however hope that their main man would recover in time from fatigue to face the Blades. While the Blades’ defence has improved, the Irons still pose a potent threat from both set pieces and open play – which should lead to a good battle in London.
Wilder’s men finally seem to have got their act together. With Baldock and Bogle manning the wings, the Blades seem to be resembling the side they were last season. They would finally hope to move off the bottom of the table, with a win against the Irons. However, for that to happen, they would need their attack (or defenders) to be Sharp and focused.
Bawa’s Verdict: Hammer the Blades.
Chelsea vs Newcastle
Thomas “Tu Khel” has quietly gone about making his mark on the team and picking up the results in tandem. So much that he has even got Werner to deliver. While his juggling of defenders seems to resemble the Pep Roulette, credit to him for stabilising a Chelsea side which seemed to be in free fall mode under Fat Frank.
Newcastle could possibly turn up against Chelsea with midfielders lining up in defence. The moment Saint Maximin returns, the Geordies lose Wilson to injury, something that is so typical of Newcastle. However, like Brucey we can only wait and watch as to which Newcastle turns up at Stamford Bridge. But, on a more logical note, this could turn out to be a very long and arduous journey for the Geordies.
Bawa’s Verdict: Chelsea to comfortably wrap up the proceedings.
Burnley vs Fulham
The Burnley defence shouldn’t have much to worry or fret about in this fixture. Fulham’s attacks are like a flash in the pan and should be regulation stuff for the Claret backline. However, the challenge would be to find a way past an also well drilled defence which the Cottagers have.
Burnley’s lack of attacking options would give Parker some relief. His defence can then get down to a regular day in the park, while he hopes the spark of brilliance pops out from one pair of boots or another.
Bawa’s Verdict: One goal to tip it either way.
Everton vs Man City
The Toffees should have warmed up for the City game and would hope to come through without any further injuries and a fully fit target man in DCL. However what would really worry Don Carlo will be his shaky defence going up against the slick City attack. Prayers are all that we can offer.
This City side has shown an incredible ability to pick itself up from setbacks and carry on with business as usual. So irrespective of the result against Spurs, they would be smelling blood against Everton. The fluidity and precision should pose a definite nightmare to the Toffee backline.
Bawa’s Verdict: City it is.
FPL Corner:
Goalkeeper: Pope/Ederson/Mendy
Defenders: Tarkowski/Cancelo/Shaw
Midfielders: Bruno/Foden/Grealish/Sterling
Forwards: DCL/Jesus/Werner/Richarlison
Leagues of Yonder:
In what is now regulation, the European Champions wrapped up the FIFA Club World Cup held at Doha with ease. Flick’s side was however made to work hard for their win over Tigres UANL from Mexico spearheaded by a certain André-Pierre Gignac.
Both Champions and Europa League matches will be held in neutral venues due to travel restrictions for some English sides. Fixtures and locations below:
- Chelsea to play Atletico Madrid in Bucharest while City and Liverpool both play Mönchengladbach and Leipzig respectively in Budapest
- Arsenal plays Benfica in Rome while United plays Real Sociedad in Turin.
In an off the field altercation from Italy, Antonio Conte was seen flipping the bird to his former employer Andrea Agnelli (Juventus president) after Inter’s loss to Juve in the Copa Itlaia Semi Finals. Apparently the reaction was provoked by Agnelli who was hurling abuse towards Conte throughout the match.
Deadpool and his not so good looking buddy have become the new owners of Wrexham AFC. Bawa has no clue how this happened but hopes this ain’t a party trick for the sake of Wrexham fans.
Bawa had to finish with India’s prime time debate. While she may have the right and the left in knots, this Hammer has absolutely no chill when it comes to nailing her London rivals. Happy Birthday Mia, because at the end of the day “Mia San Mia”.
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