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The Final Fury

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Posted on May 23, 2021 by Bawa Says

Greetings!!

Here we are, at the end of a quite frankly ridiculous and a pundit shaming of a season! It is one which has been unprecedented in so many ways and we are unlikely to see one like this for many years. Half way through this season, nobody would’ve bet their hard earned money on City to run away with the championship. After the start that they had, nobody would have suggested Ole’s United would finish second (albeit a distant one but with a game to spare), & West Ham inspired by United ol’ boys, Moyes & Messi Lingard to within a whisker of qualifying for Europe.

The season has been dominated by a lot of themes but some stayed constant like VAR, refereeing howlers, muscle injuries and Spurs bottling it time and again. We are set up for an exciting last day of the season, with two Champions League and the Europa League spots up for grabs.

All in all, this was a brilliant experience for Bawa. You read some, you absolutely ignored some & in the end, we know that there are a few hundred lovely people out there (thanks to the wordpress data capture analytics) who turn up every week, only to see us get our predictions absolutely wrong. Thank you for supporting & bearing with us and in the interest of maintaining discipline; we refuse to go away quietly as we intend to go out all gun’s blazing. It’s one last opportunity for us to get all our predictions hilariously wrong.

On that note, let us have a look at what Bawa has to say (with full confidence) on the final set of matches.

Here’s to plenty of goals & final day madness!!

Arsenal vs Brighton

AFTV can go into an absolute meltdown and they couldn’t be faulted for their manager publicly accepting that they have made a lot of mistakes this season and they need to learn. The criticism that Arteta got an easy job because he sat on Pep’s bench grows louder. On the other hand, Arteta has definitely made improvements and a little bit more patience could reap them rich rewards. Nothing much to say about their squad but them kids be alright!

In Dat Boy Welbz, Brighton will be missing a major attacking outlet. The former Arsenal man has been Potter’s respite in the weeks that have gone by. Lewis Dunk’s return from suspension should be a boost though. In what could be his last game for the Seagulls, Dunk’s presence in both the boxes could be crucial.

Bawa’s Verdict: Arsenal to take this by a few goals.

Aston Villa vs Chelsea

Villa have completely tapered from where they were at the start of the season. Consequently, they also pose a much milder threat to Chelsea’s Champions League ambitions (if the Blues don’t end up taking it at Porto). Grealish’s return in the last match would have been a relief to Smith, and the Englishman would want to put in one last performance in the shop window before someone swoops in for him for what would be the GDP of Liberia & Sierra Leone combined.

Chelsea post Tuchel have been what their fans would have wanted all season. Timo VARner had yet another goal written off due to VAR. But Rudiger and Jorginho ensured that Chelsea seriously reduced the threat levels of Leicester to their place in next season’s UCL. As long as Tuchel puts Mendy between the sticks, they should be alright!

Bawa’s Verdict: Chelsea to just edge this.

Fulham vs Newcastle

Fulham, who swiftly return to the Championship and have nothing to play for but pride will take on the Geordies at home. In a season of ‘what-if’, the Cottagers would seriously wonder how things could have turned out, if their attack had turned up in at least half of the games that they drew.

Newcastle have built up a brilliant momentum to please their potential Saudi suitors. Joe Willock would also want to top his form off with another brilliant showing before he returns to his place that is unfairly occupied by an expensive signing or two at the Emirates.

Bawa’s Verdict: Howay The Lads – Newcastle to sign off with a win.

Leeds vs West Brom

It’s their first Premier League home game in more than a decade in front of their fans. Bielsa’s boys would want to dance around the Baggies to give their fans something to cheer. Expect a few goals and a raucous crowd.

Fans at Elland Road last season. Credit (https://gulfnews.com/sport/leeds-united-to-step-up-checks-on-cardboard-fans-as-osama-bin-laden-spotted-at-elland-road-1.72242580)

Big Sam will also leave his post at the Hawthorns after this game, making him the second PL fossil that will be without a job at the end of the season. It’s all about Pereira (if he starts as he is carrying a small injury) and how he can show other PL clubs what they would get by keeping him in the Prem. There is nothing much to write about the Baggies squad now.

Bawa’s Verdict: Leeds to run riot

Leicester vs Spurs (Match of the Week)

The Foxes completed a brilliant Cup run but seem to have lost steam in the Prem. The absence of Evans seems to be hurting them defensively. Iheanacho meanwhile continues to score for fun, and by the looks of the Spurs defence, should continue to as well. Brodgers would know that his side will have to give it all, to displace his former club from the top 4 or else face elimination from the CL AGAIN on the last day.

Ryan Mason’s Spurs have looked very likely to concede at home, and they are worse away. Add to it that this could be MC Kane’s last ever game for the Spuds, this could be a comedy of Spurs proportions. Mou Mama rolled all 3 of his usual seasons into one and has left Spurs desperately clutching for a Europa League place.

Bawa’s Verdict: A nervy draw where both sides lose.

Liverpool vs Crystal Palace

What was written off to be a horrible season in defence of their title has achieved a decent shape come last day. Mo Salah has proved his enduring class & value once again by pulling along the side when they were found lacking. TAA has come into some serious form as well and will be posing serious questions to Southgate and his Euros selection. Liverpool have not had the best finishes to the season in the years gone by but they will be aware that a few million pounds and the small case of participating in the Champions League next season are in the balance here.

Palace will want to give their manager the perfect send-off. Benteke’s form will be on Klopp’s radar provided the Belgian recovers from what seems to be an ankle injury. Half the world will be hoping that Uncle Woy has the last laugh against his former employers, as he signs off from the footballing world.

Bawa’s Verdict: Liverpool to take this one.

Man City vs Everton

Brighton pipping Pep’s boys to the post would count for nothing. Pep would still rest his key players, with focus on the upcoming Champions League final, especially knowing that his opponents (Chelsea) have a lot at stake against Villa. We would also hope Aguero beats the roulette and gets a start. A true legend of the Premier League and Man City.

Everton have only themselves to blame for the position that they are in. They will go back to the drawing board with nothing to show for some exciting exploits in the early half of the season. Hameez’s fitness will continue to be a concern, and Don Carlo will be hoping that they can work on it during this off-season.

Bawa’s Verdict: City parade to go on.

Sheffield United vs Burnley

The Blades’ fans must be thanking their stars or Gods that this season is finally over. Onwards and hopefully upwards from the Championship.

Sean Dyche must be uneasy looking at his side now. In the absence of Pope, the defence is a wobbly mess and looks certain to concede. But Chris Wood and his motley crew of midfielders can’t seem to stop scoring! If you are looking for some upside in your FPL team, Wood could be your go-to man!

Bawa’s Verdict: Burnley to take home points.

West Ham vs Southampton

Moyes will be proud of the fight that his squad has shown. They have been unlucky with injuries. What could have been, if Antonio and Cresswell hadn’t spent time on the physio’s table is anyone’s guess! West Ham would still look to wrap up that Europa League spot, and maybe sign Lionel Jesse permanently in the summer!

Ralph has had a horrible season with luck, injuries and VAR. Their resurgence after being destroyed by Leicester last season was used as a marker by many, after Bruno and Co. demolished them. However, that was not to be, and the Saints would be glad that they were not in any relegation scrap in a season like this.

Bawa’s Verdict: Hammers to win and secure their Europa League spot.

Wolves vs Man Utd

It’s Uncle Nuno’s farewell game. It’s only a shame that Jimenez won’t be around to bang in a few against a United side that will see some rotation (hopefully!). With the departure of Nuno, the Wolves roster could also see other significant departures, this could be a farewell match for many in Wolves’ colours & of Portuguese nationality.

With a Europa League Final on Wednesday night & with second place wrapped up, Bawa requests that somebody/anybody please tell Ole’ that he can rest Bruno. With Daddy and Diallo upfront, United should have enough fire power to handle the Wolves and end the season in a manic flourish given that United will definitely concede as well.

Bawa’s Verdict: Another Draw for Wolves?

FPL Corner

Goalkeepers: Allisson/Martinez/Leno

Defenders: TAA/Cresswell/Dallas

Midfielders: Raphinha/Aubameyang/Salah

Forwards: Antonio/Wood/Bamford

Leagues of Yonder:

Luis Suarez aka El Pistolero did the business for Atlético Madrid and helped them lift the #LaLigaSantander for the 11th time in their history. The champions beat Real Valladolid in a 2-1 comeback win thanks to a Suarez winner to clinch the title from their city rivals ending a 7 year dominance by Real and Barcelona.

Speaking of Madrid, their star striker, Karim ‘Ferrari’ Benzema has been rewarded for a fine season with his inclusion in the France team for the European Championships. His inclusion has led to a 2400% increase in shirt sales of the French national team. Ferrari Benzema 1 Go Karting Giroud 0!

When it comes to money, the Championship play-off final, what many consider to be the most valuable game in football will take place at Wembley on May 29th between Swansea and Brentford.

Robert Lewandowski is now the sole record holder for most goals in a Bundesliga season. Despite Augsburg’s best efforts, Lewa scored his 41st of the season with the last kick of the game to earn him this accolade. The same match will also be remembered as the last for legends like David Alaba, Jerome Boateng, Javi Martinez and the manager Hansi Flick in a Bayern shirt.

While this pandemic hasn’t spared anyone, this time its victim were the Argentinian giants, River Plate. With only 11 fit players and a midfielder playing in goal, River Plate did the unthinkable and beat Santa Fe 2-1 in the Copa Libertadores. #vamos

Juventus won the Coppa Italia for a record 14th time making CR7 one of the most decorated footballers of all time who has won every possible club trophy in England, Spain and Italy.

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Citeh Finally…

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Posted on May 14, 2021 by Bawa Says

In less than 24 hours since United committed the cardinal sin of letting the Scousers take a vital step towards securing Champions League football next season, their city rivals and pizza guzzling mathematical champions take on Newcastle in GW36 of the Premier League.

Lionel Jesse completed a stunning double of Player of the Month (April) and the Goal of the Month for his stunning solo goal against Wolves.The bottom of the Premier League table has failed to deliver this year with Fulham, West Brom and the Blades booking their tickets back into the Championship. The race for European spots though is well and truly on with 3 of the 6 English Super League wannabes facing a massive battle against Leicester, West Ham and Everton to keep their continental spots.

Before Bawa gets on to important life decisions such as whether to take a -4 hit or a -8, or altogether give up on FPL this season, let’s look at what he thinks of the fixtures:

Newcastle vs Man City

The Magpies were on a mission – to secure their position in the Premier League. Steve Bruce seems to be joining a legion of legendary managers such as Big Sam, Uncle Woy, Nigel Pearson and the likes to keep teams in all sorts of trouble up in the PL. We could have been forgiven to expect the old Newcastle back, after securing promotion but the Geordies flew out of the blocks and blitzed their old boy Ayoze and his team mates leaving everyone including Brucey dumbstruck. With the certainty of Pep Roulette coming into play, the Geordies can back themselves for an unlikely three points here.

After their across the city rivals literally handed them the title by making ten changes to their team, Pep was left amused by the party culture in England. First they forget to order a cake for Yaya Toure, then they forget to order food for their manager. Pep would be more forgiving though. Meanwhile, City would be preparing to emulate Ole’s boys from across town in making changes, as Pep will prepare to play ~~panenka~~ Aguero and 10 men to complete matches in the PL.

Credits: The Guardian (https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/may/13/guardiola-on-manchester-city-title-party-drink-dance-and-15-pizzas)

Bawa’s Verdict: City to win with ease.

Burnley vs Leeds

Chris Wood is one of the most inform attackers in the league at the moment. This is going to have Dyche scratching his head. Where was the Kiwi’s scoring boots when he needed them all these years. Wood and Westwood put Fulham’s survival hopes to bed. Burnley have nothing to play for, but pride, like their opponents.

Will this be Bielsa’s last season or will the Chilean wizard continue in office for another season is a question on everyone’s mind. Leeds have done the brilliant first season – one would hope for the sake of football that they don’t do a Blades and implode next year. Stuart Dallas can’t stop giving and was instrumental in Leeds’ schooling of the Spurs.

Bawa’s Verdict: Leeds to take it by a goal.

Southampton vs Fulham

At this point of time Ralph must be relieved that they are staying in the Prem come August 2021. The injuries to Danny Ings were crucial blows to his individual and the team’s collective form as well. They never saw the highs of Project Restart. With Ings back and scoring, the Saints should look to a decent finish.

The Cottagers had pathetic defense to start the season with. Then they signed Andersen which shored the defence up. Unfortunately, they never found an inspiring signing in attack, who could ensure that they score goals. At the end of the season, the lack of goals and the numerous 0-0’s is what cost the Cottagers their place in the Prem next season.

Bawa’s Verdict: Saints to take a free-flowing game with both sides having nothing to lose.

Brighton vs West Ham

The Seagulls finished the last game with 9 men! They will play West Ham without their pivotal man at both ends – Dunk. And Maupay. Brighton should really be thanking the Gods for not having to be in a relegation battle right now. How bad is the scene, if Dat Boy Welbz needs to bail you out time and time, again. If Potter doesn’t get lured by Levy, signings in attack is vital!

The Hammers will still believe that they have a fair shot at the top 4, and will not give up on chasing Chelsea. However, suddenly, they find themselves in a 3-way race for that spot. Moyes would be up against a familiar foe in Liverpool alongwith Chesea. Amidst all this, he can only wish that Antonio could have been fit, a couple of games earlier. In bullish form, Antonio seems to have now stepped into a Jesse Lingard shaped void.

Bawa’s Verdict: West Ham to keep the pressure on Liverpool and Chelsea.

Crystal Palace vs Aston Villa

Palace started as early season relegation contenders to a safe mid table position. First it was Zaha, then Eze and now its Benteke. They seem to be finding that one man who can score a goal or two and enable them to pick an odd win here and there to propel them to safety. The Palace management would need to sort their priorities. The biggest question of them all is, if they want to continue with Uncle Woy?

Aston Villa on the other hand started as early season pace setters. Around the halfway mark, you would have given the Villans a better shot at top 4, than the North London European Super League -rs. Grealish got injured and the wheels came off. Jack made it back to the bench, and Dean Smith would be hoping that his side puts on a better performance against Palace, than they did against United and Everton.

Bawa’s Verdict: Villa to take the win.

Spurs vs Wolves

Spurs are facing a massive battle to keep hold of their Europa League spot. After being hammered by Leeds last week, the London Whites need a win against the Wolves. Caretaker Mason is going to have unleash his complete arsenal consisting of MC Kane, Son and Bale, in the hope that one of them fires past the Wolves defence.

If there is one thing that has been helping the Wolves get along, it is their defence. The defence would have their task cut out here though against MC Kane & Co. If the Wolves attack can pull a rabbit out of the hat against a usually clueless Spurs defence, we could see them set in motion, a North London battle for the 7th place!

Bawa’s Verdict: MC to deliver a captain’s performance and ensure 3 points.

West Brom vs Liverpool

In Klopp’s first season, the Baggies were witness to that moment where Klopp gathered his boys and ran to celebrate with the away fans after a momentous draw. Things are going to be different this time around though. With relegation confirmed, looks like Pereira will be playing to salvage some FPL points for himself.

Salah, Jota and Bobby scored to suddenly put the Reds in the running for a top 4 spot, out of nowhere. They visit the Hawthorns knowing they are in pole position in this round of fixtures. They could get within 1 point of Chelsea. With comparatively easier fixtures, Tuchel must not be the only manager eyeing the 4th position.

Bawa’s Verdict: Walk in the park for Liverpool.

Everton vs Sheffield United

While Arsenal blank and Spurs play Wolves, the Toffees would be delighted to be playing the Blades. The Blades have conceded 6 goals in their last two fixtures, which must leave DCL and Don Carlo purring. The return of their preferred midfield pairing should also bode well for Everton.

There has been nothing much to write home about the Blades for a while, and that really stays. The Blades have a good chance to spoil Everton’s chances here before they roll into two meaningless fixtures against Burnley and Newcastle.

Bawa’s Verdict: Everton to take home the points.

FPL Corner

Goalkeepers: Pickford/Martinez/Forster

Defenders: TAA/Digne/Dallas

Midfielders: Mo Salah/Bale/Mahrez

Forwards: DCL/Antonio/Ings

Leagues of Yonder

Ajax, deservingly are the talk of the football world. As they wrapped up another Eredevise title, Ajax decided to melt down the trophy and create an invaluable piece of memorabilia for their 42,000 season ticket holders. Now that’s a lesson that most football clubs can learn.

In international news, the depth of the French international squad seems to be rankling a fair few including aspiring French footballers. Here’s Man City’s Aymeric, all set to switch nationalities to Spain – so that he has a better shot at an international call up.

Meanwhile the Government of UK has issued what is called an exclusion order, allowing the Premier League to renew its existing broadcast deals on same terms for a 3-year period ending with the 2024-25 season. In return for this order that exempts the Premier League from putting out a tender, the league has offered to invest 100 million pounds in areas of the game that have been most affected by the pandemic.

Image Credits: The Independent (https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league-tv-sky-bt-amazon-bbc-b1846783.html)

Shall They Just Play Daily?!

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Posted on May 7, 2021 by Bawa Says

We have entered the business end of the Premier league and it’s been a wild season. No pre-season, COVID-19 scares, injuries, managerial changes, ESL but three things that remained consistent are racist fans on social media, poor officiating despite the use of VAR & people scheduling football matches who have never played a game of foosball in their life..

Another all English Champions League final was confirmed with classy performances by City and Chelsea. The Europa League finals could have also been an English affair if the real Arsenal showed up at their own turf. It wasn’t to be and the Europa specialist, Unai Emery and his Yellow Submarine will battle Ole’s Red Devils at Gdansk to lift this trophy. So let us move our focus back to the PL with predictions 🔮 for this game week:

Leicester vs Newcastle

Leicester were held to a 1-1 draw by a 10 man Saints side. When Vestergaard was shown his marching orders, BR and his team must’ve thought that another easy win incoming but that wasn’t the case. Vardy needs to get back to this ruthless best to help Foxes stay in the top 4 as Chelsea and West Ham are hot on their heels.

Newcastle, much to the surprise to most; didn’t really trouble Arsenal. They sat back, tried to soak up the pressure and allowed the Gunners to mount sustained attacks & finally succumbed to a 2-0 loss. Bruce will be hoping that his players give this game a go as mathematically they are still not safe.

Bawa’s Verdict: A straightforward Foxes win.

Leeds vs Spurs

Leeds oh Leeds! The moment one feels that this team is gaining consistency they play poorly and lose. Bamford and Rodrigo need to stamp their authority on such games but the game passed them by. Kalvin Philips was a big miss but it wasn’t the usual full throttle Leeds performance, maybe the team is finally running out of steam. Or Raphinha might just pop back into the starting XI and things might return to normal.

Ryan Mason must be thinking what’s the fuss about managing in the PL. The baby faced Spurs interim manager has 2 wins out of 2 after beating Saints and hammering the Blades. While a poor team was in front of them, Bale and Son ran havoc and were rewarded with goals and fantasy points in an otherwise miserable week.

Bawa’s Verdict: An entertaining draw.

Sheffield United vs Crystal Palace

This snooze fest doesn’t warrant any attention from Bawa. Good luck to anyone who wants to watch what might be the most boring game in the PL this season.

Bawa’s Verdict: A Palace win.

Man City vs Chelsea (Match of the Day)

Clinical performances against Palace and then PSG puts City closer to another PL trophy and a first ever UCL final. Football experts are waxing lyrical about this team’s performance and one has to give credit where it’s due, money definitely buys trophies. Pep roulette will be back in action and this is a curtain raiser to the UCL final to be played in Istanbul in a few weeks.

Chelsea outclassed Madrid and Thomas Tuchel will be the first manager to take two different teams to a UCL final in consecutive years. We speak of City’s squad depth but forget that Chelsea isn’t too far off. They have a World Cup winner in Giroud warming the benches and beds of many fine ladies in London and players like Alonso/Emerson/Abraham/Hudson Odoi with another 45 loaned out across the globe.

Bawa’s Verdict: A draw in the battle of whose squad depth is better.

Liverpool vs Southampton

While the last minute postponement of the game wasn’t ideal for Liverpool, they won’t mind playing the Saints this weekend. Anfield isn’t the fortress it used to be anymore and Klopp will be hoping that his forward line can re-discover some of the form that had helped them win the PL last season.

Ralph must’ve thought “Here we go again” when Vestergaard was shown a really harsh red card against Leicester but thankfully this side played well to rescue a draw and maybe his job. The red card has since been rescinded and Saints will hope that they can do the double over the reigning champions to add a little sheen to their season.

Bawa’s Verdict: A Liverpool win to raise hopes of a top 4 finish.

Wolves vs Brighton

Wolves did their Wolves thing and drew with West Brom guaranteeing their stay in the PL and mostly relegating their opponents. Apart from Fabio Silva scoring, there isn’t much to write about this Wolves team that has flattered to deceive its fans this season.

The Seagulls are one win away from securing another year in the PL and Potter will hope Dat Guy Welbz can produce another M.O.M. performance to ease the nerves at the Amex. Defensively they have been strong all season so its up to the lads upfront to do the business.

Bawa’s Verdict: Brighton win to extend their stay in the PL.

Aston Villa vs Man Utd.

Goals from Watkins and El Ghazi give Villa a chance to end the season in the top 10 and that would be a great achievement considering they were relegation favourites before the season started. Dean Smith, the board and the owners must be given credit for making astute signings to compliment the existing players and retaining Grealish who has been their kingpin this season.

Match#2 in 3 days against a motivated Villa team is just plain cruel. Without causing another uproar/ fan backlash, the FA have penalized United in the worst way possible for their fans staging a protest at Old Trafford before kickoff. It will definitely take a gargantuan effort for Ole and his squad to get through the next week.

Bawa’s Verdict: An entertaining draw.

West Ham vs Everton

Michail Antonio, you beauty! The Hammers must be wondering where they would’ve ended up had Antonio not missed a few crucial games this season. Moyes needs his side to win as Chelsea could potentially drop points this weekend.

Everton doing Everton things! Don Carlo must be extremely annoyed at his side losing their way come the business end of the season. It looks like another season without European football for the Toffees.

Bawa’s Verdict: Antonio to the rescue.

Arsenal vs West Brom

The same old story for Arsenal at home with another match at the Emirates where they failed to score. The ramifications for the loss to Villarreal are unknown still but one can’t help but think that the fans, players and board are questioning “the process” Mikel is trying to build. There is no shame in losing a football match but the lack of effort, game plan and commitment is unacceptable.

Big Sam and his lads must take this opportunity of a downbeat Arsenal to try to boost their slim chances or survival. AMN will not be available as he can’t play against his parent club but Big Sam will hope to inflict more pain on Arteta and his team.

Bawa’s Verdict: A scratchy Arsenal win.

Fulham vs Burnley

This is the last class that Fulham will get in their battle for survival. Parker should ask his team to try to impose themselves and play with freedom. Good teams make their own luck and the Cottagers need to do the same and set the cat among the pigeons at the bottom.

Sean Dyche will remind his team that are not out of trouble yet. After their 4-0 win against Wolves, a loss to West Ham means there is a small chance they could get dragged into the relegation fight especially if Fulham can win this game. Chris Wood is the man in form and Dyche will hope that his striker puts away the chances that he might get.

Bawa’s Verdict: A Fulham win to make things interesting at the bottom.

Man Utd. vs Leicester (Match of the Day)

Match #3 in 5 days and playing another team chasing a top 4 finish won’t make it any easier. Poor Ole has already expressed his unhappiness with the people created this schedule and he is 100% right that player health doesn’t even remotely feature in their thoughts.

A better rested Vardy & Co. might have enough fuel in the tank to win this game to continue their quest for Champions League football. BR has done a miraculous job with the Foxes and securing a UCL spot it would be another feather in his hat.

Bawa’s Verdict: A narrow win for Leicester.

Southampton vs Crystal Palace

Ralph and his team get another chance to propel themselves further up the table after a dismal few months. While they have struggled with injuries to key players like Ings, Vestergaard and Romeu, Saints will do well to hold on to these players next season.

Zaha & Co. will want to end the season on a high for Roy Hodgson’s faith in them. Palace might have secured their place in the PL but will have to do a lot more to remain competitive next season as half of their squad are at the end of their contracts.

Bawa’s Verdict: A Saints win.

Chelsea vs Arsenal

After two tough games against Madrid and City, Chelsea will play against a tetchy Arsenal team. Tuchel has the players at his disposal to cause damage but it will be interesting to see what combination he will go with to ensure a top 4 finish to guarantee UCL qualification.

Arteta couldn’t ask for a tougher fixture to save his teams season and his job. He might have to rely on the youngsters again as the senior statesmen in his squad don’t seem bothered. Considering their away record, Mikel will hope that his team can score a goal or two at least.

Bawa’s Verdict: A routine Chelsea win.

Aston Villa vs Everton

There is a small chance that Grealish might take a small part in this game. He has been a big miss for the Villans and Dean Smith will hope that their talisman can help them move up the table for an unlikely top 7-8 finish to qualify for Europe.

Don Carlo will need his players to step up and try to win their game in hand if they are to habor any hopes of plying their trade in Europa. Pickford has picked up form at the right moment and will be wary of Watkins and El Ghazi.

Bawa’s Verdict: Aston Villa to do the double.

Man Utd. vs Liverpool (Match of the Day)

Match #4 in 8 days and it being against your fiercest rival, isn’t what Ole would have hoped for. One can only wait and see the player rotation as it is unimaginable to see a player play all the games.

Klopp and his men might be happy that they play a jaded United side as it gives them a chance to not only beat their rivals but also give them a chance to finish in the top 4.

Bawa’s Verdict: A Liverpool win thanks to the PL scheduling team.

FPL Corner:

Goalkeepers: Lloris/Guaita

Defenders: Castagne/Dunk

Midfielders: Bruno/Salah/Bale

Forwards: Kelechi/Kane/Cavani

Leagues of Yonder:

It took Mou Mama less than 2 weeks to con Roma into another high profile job. Bawa feels for AS Roma fans and players like Smalling, Pedro and Mkhitaryan who can’t seem to catch a break.

The war of words between two fine strikers continued before their UCL semi final and it was the Chelsea marksman who had the last laugh despite not even making an appearance over the two legs.

Image Credits: thefootballarena (Instagram)

Ex-Arsenal goalkeeper, Jens Lehman was sacked from his role at Hertha Berlin for sending a Whatsapp message to Sky pundit, Dennis Aogo calling him a “token black guy”. While he has apologised and stated that he miscommunicated and his intention wasn’t to be racist, ‘Mad Jens’ embodies his nickname but fans don’t condone this behavior.

It’s Football, Bloody Hell!

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Posted on April 23, 2021 by Bawa Says

Greetings to all after what has been a seismic week in our big little world of football!!

Here’s a quick look at some numbers: 4 out of the 6 English teams that were founding members of the European Super League are not assured of a place in next year’s edition of the Champions League by virtue of their current league position. For the first time in around a decade, Juventus are looking at losing out on the qualification as well, with Napoli and Lazio putting serious pressure on the Old Lady of Piedmont. Since AC Milan last played a Champions League tie, Bawa has grown older, wiser, gotten married and had a lovely little Bawa – who would not have experienced the unrivalled joy of league football, because some filthy rich football club owners decided to milk a new cash cow, only so that they can laugh all the way to the bank.

As history will remember it, a 2 billion dollar scheme folded up in 2 days, and for the first time in his life, Petr Cech was in front and not behind the parked bus, and that sent the pack of cards falling ending up with United’s biggest trophy since Fergie left – Ed Woodward’s head!

As the week continues to give, lets look at what Bawa has to say on this week’s fixtures:

Arsenal vs Everton

The story of Lacazette’s career has written itself a chapter in North London as well. Just when it looked like he was getting to be the mean machine that he was at Lyon, Laca pulled up injured. With both Auba and Laca out, Fake Pep has a battle on his hands to finish in the top 10 forget the top 6. But then, the kids are alright & they might just bail him out again.

Gylfi Sigurdsson rolled back the years and scored a stunning strike to hammer the nail on Mou Mama’s fourth stint as a manager in the Premier League. The return of DCL and the lively form of Hameez must have Don Carlo purring. MC Kane put away the two mistakes made by Everton and while their defence is a worry, we may not see a furrowed brow on Don Carlo’s face when they face a youthful Arsenal side.

Bawa’s Verdict: A score draw.

Liverpool vs Newcastle

Klopp and his men stood up admirably to the grey heads at Fenway Park, culminating in a John Henry apology video. Not starting Salah might be a mistake that Klopp would not want to repeat. A visit from the Geordies will always be welcome, Klopp would just be hoping that the Toons leave their mean streak at the This is Anfield sign.

Steve Bruce’s Black and White Army are marching, and there is no stopping them. Not even Lionel Jesse could put a stop to the Looney Toon 😜 . A reinvigorated St Maximin and the return of Wilson could lead the Geordies into the comfort of mid table mediocrity, as they prepare to put themselves in the Saudi shop window this summer.

Bawa’s Verdict: Now that there is no ESL, Liverpool to continue their march towards the UCL spots.

West Ham vs Chelsea (Match of the Week)

Who would have thought that David Moyes’ men are going to be going hammer and tongs to deny one of the entitled lot a place in Europe. They would be hoping that Cresswell returns to provide a semblance of defensive stability, and Antonio is back to share the burden with Lionel J.

If not for Brighton and Dat Boy Welbz’ dogged determination to not score, the Blues would have been the chasing side in this battle for the fourth position. Havertz has been coming into his own in that False 9 position, and the Blues would be looking forward to having Mendy back between the sticks.

Bawa’s Verdict: An exciting draw.

Sheffield United vs Brighton

The biggest news coming out of Bramall Lane is that the owner of Sheffield United, who is an accomplished FPL player himself, has given in and transferred in Lingard. There is nothing much to write home about Aaron Ramsdale and ten other Blades.

This is going to be a classic tale of the entertaining host and the unwilling guest. Sheffield cannot keep a clean sheet, Brighton can’t score. However, Brighton would be hoping to put some more distance between the chasing pack and themselves here.

Bawa’s Verdict: Three point Seagulls.

Wolves vs Burnley

While the ESL lived its short life, the Wolves’ social media team lost no time in claiming what was rightfully theirs – the 2018/19 Premier League title. There’s nothing much to write about the Wolves attack, they’d hope that their defence manages to keep Wood and Vydra out while one of their outfielders manage to sneak one past the Clarets backline.

Burnley have conceded an uncharacteristic 8 goals in their last 3 games. This must have Dyche gobbling earthworms and scratching his head to figure what went wrong. While Pope has been a miss, Peacock-Farrell has not put a foot wrong as such. A pleasant surprise at the other end, the usually goal shy Claret front line have managed to keep the scorer busy in each of their last three games.

Bawa’s Verdict: Boring draw.

Leeds United vs Man Utd.

Leeds’ social media team enacted a classic Bollywood move of taking one concept that worked and killing it by using it on every possible occasion. Unlike Bamford, Llorente didn’t let down the naysayers on the field and scored a vital equaliser. While his struggles in front of goal continue, Bamford turned up in Rashfordesque form at the post match asking questions that put the larger population to shame.

Man United wrecked everyone’s expectations in the return fixture by smashing 6 past Meslier. Ole and the boys must be buoyed by the latest boost of Woodward quitting, and if they had half the enthusiasm of the fans, they should be steamrolling Leeds here. But with Leeds in fine fettle, this one is going to be much closer than one expects.

Bawa’s Verdict: Manchester Reds to take this with great discomfort.

Aston Villa vs West Brom

Villa will be without Cash at right back after his sending off against City. Villa without Grealish look a shadow of the team that was producing some fantastic results. Watkins as usual is the willing runner up front but doesn’t get the required support.

Big Sam would want his team to put one over their Midlands rivals and push towards that 17th spot. His squad seems to have finally bought into his style of play and are the in form team at the moment.

Bawa’s Verdict: A dull draw.

Leicester vs Crystal Palace

Leicester absolutely destroyed the Baggies, pouring cold water on the Big Sam Fan Army which was waking up from a slumber, and at the same time solidifying their charge to a top 4 slot. While Kelechi continued his good form, Foxes should be happy that Vardy was back to what he is doing best – banging in the goals. If I was an Eagles defender, these two aren’t the strike force that I want to be up against.

In case nobody noticed, Palace did not play in the Premier League last time around. Uncle Woy dusted his hat, pulled out the fishing rods and spent some quality time by the river, as the football world went into meltdown. Now that they are up against Kelechi & Co., among other things he’d be praying for mercy.

Bawa’s Verdict: Leicester all the way.

FPL Corner:

Goalkeepers: Sanchez/Schmeichel

Defenders: TAA/Dunk/Castagne

Midfielders: Salah/Lionel Jesse/Bruno/Pereira/Greenwood

Forwards: Kelechi/Welbeck

Leagues of Yonder:

No we are not talking about the ESL here, ok we’ll try not to talk about it, aah screw it, here are a collection of the best of Twitter from the ESL Meltdown on Tuesday night:

Meanwhile, things were not all that great in goody two shoes Germany. Mustafi and Co. did a Sheffield United but Ze Germans didn’t take it quite well.

Unbelievable scenes as Schalke 04 fans are chasing their own players after the club was relegated last night. pic.twitter.com/8JCb9nHBXY
— Nicolai Lisberg (@NicolaiLisberg) April 21, 2021

Feed your Son’s!

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Posted on April 16, 2021 by Bawa Says

What a fantastic game week! If it weren’t for the drab draw between Everton and Brighton, we would’ve seen a result in every match. As always the attention seeking VAR and match referees came back into scrutiny when they disallowed perfectly good goals in the United v Spurs and Baggies v Saints fixtures. Bawa has given up on the interpretation and the application of VAR this season and hopes that the FA and the PGMOL can figure out the tech to their and the leagues’ advantage.

So without further ado, let us take a look at the predictions for the week:

Everton vs Spurs

Don Carlo deploying 6 defenders on the field was as big a surprise as DCL’s injury. The fact that they picked up a point and have a game in hand keeps their hopes for a top 4 finish alive. Don Carlo and Big Dunc will have to come up with something special as the players don’t seem too arsed to push for European spots.

In his trophy laden career, Mou Mama has lost 10 games for the first time in a season with a club and it doesn’t come as a surprise, coz Spurs, the joke practically writes itself 😉. Spurs have dropped 18 points from a leading position this season and if this continues they won’t qualify for UCL and another sacking followed by a massive compensation package might be on the cards for Mou Mama. Off the field Spurs had a massive signing in Dulux, their official paint partners who promptly went on to whitewash the club on social media.

Fun Fact: Did you know Son underwent mandatory military service with South Korea! Bawa refuses to believe this coz surely a proud military man wouldn’t need 10 players to help him up after a light tap to their face.

Bawa’s Verdict: A drab draw to start the weekend.

Newscastle vs West Ham

Brucey’s master plan to use Saint Maximin and Wilson for 45 mins paid huge dividends as “Looney Toon” fought back to win 2-1 against Burnley. They sit 6 points above the relegation zone and are 1 point behind Burnley & Brighton making it extremely interesting at the bottom.

Another 3-0 lead and another scare at the end. David Moyes will be hoping that his team plays out some boring games coz surely his heart can’t take this week in and out. Lionel Jesse just can’t stop scoring and will get rewarded with a night out and stay at the luxurious, Corinthia Hotel by his club captain for his exploits.

Bawa’s Verdict: A Hammer blow to Newcastle’s surge.

Wolves vs Sheffield

A stoppage time winner by Adama Traore will help ease the pain of losing Pedro Neto for the rest of the season. Willian Jose thought he was off the mark for Wolves only for his goal to be chalked off by VAR. Poor chap can’t catch a break (Bawa mischievously smiles).

Another match, another pedestrian performance by the Blades. They are playing piss poor football and can’t manage to even hold the ball and put a string of passes together. While he started off as a liability, Ramsdale is definitely their player of the season but will get relegated again.

Bawa’s Verdict: A Wolves win.

Arsenal vs Fulham

A 3-0 win without any fuss is something Mikel and his team welcomed. Laca took his goals well and there were some encouraging performances. Now with their place in the UEL semi final confirmed after a clinical performance in Prague, Mikel will hope that his team can remain consistent till the end of the season. Yes, hope.

Scott Parker looked a dejected man after his side conceded in stoppage time. After losses to Villa and Wolves, Fulham’s fate is nearly sealed. He will hope that the mid-week game and travel to Prague will help his side cause problems to a jaded Arsenal team.

Bawa’s Verdict: Arsenal to nick it.

Man Utd vs Burnley

Another comeback victory for United, especially one over Mou Mama couldn’t be sweeter for Ole and this team. Despite the suspended Shaw, Maguire and McTominay, Ole’s men beat Granada without breaking a sweat and Ole will hope that the same form is replicated in the PL on the weekend. While United have been killing it away for a while, Ole in the post match press conferences is coming into his own, and Bawa likes.

Two matches lost from winning positions must be making Sean Dyche want to tear his hair out, oh wait 🤔 Vydra scored another good goal but its the defence that couldn’t cope with Saint Maximin. Burnley sit 16th in the table but if results don’t go their way, they could find themselves right in the middle of the relegation battle, one they would want to avoid.

Bawa’s Verdict: A walk in the park for United.

Leeds vs Liverpool

Bielsa beat Guardiola for the first time in his career and it was such a typical dogged Leeds performance. Despite being a man down for 50+ minutes against the league leaders, Leeds found the energy and resources to counter attack in stoppage time for Dallas to slot past Ederson. What a magnificent sight!

A come from behind win against Villa has given Liverpool hope of UCL qualification. Salah is back to doing what he does best, score goals. With the attacking talent at their disposal it is still a mystery how they went through a bad patch in the middle of the season. Like the first game of the season, Leeds will give them a run for their money and Klopp better be prepared.

Bawa’s Verdict: A game high on octane but ending in a draw.

Chelsea vs Brighton

Chelsea thrashed Palace and eased their way into the semi finals of the UCL after a solid display against FC Porto. Werner didn’t feature in either and Havertz as a false nine seems to be doing the trick for the Blues. They sit 1 point behind West Ham in 5th and would want to do their best to secure a spot in the UCL without needing to win it.

As seen a lot this season, Brighton dictated much of the play and created the better chances but could only come away with a point against Everton. They are 7 points clear of Fulham but will fully know that anything can happen.

Bawa’s Verdict: Another Chelsea win.

Spurs vs Southampton

After Everton, playing the Saints won’t be easy especially since they come off a FA Cup Semi Final. Mou Mama will be hoping to rest some of his players for the Carabao Cup final so it will be interesting to see how his team lines up.

Saints were outplayed by West Brom and were lucky to to concede just the three. JWP’s penalty miss wouldn’t have altered the result but they go to the FA Semi Final in poor form. They are missing Romeu’s presence in the middle and will do well to beat Leicester to reach the finals.

Bawa’s Verdict: A Spursy win.

Aston Villa vs Man City

Villa were unlucky to not come away with something from Anfield. They have seen a dramatic shift of form since their captain and talisman, Jack Grealish got injured. With a season ending injury to Trezeguet and some patchy defensive work, their work will be cut out against a City team that would want to get back to winning ways to clinch the PL title.

Their midweek triumph over Dortmund means that Pep’s team continues its fight for four trophies. What a team the Sheikhs have assembled! Phil Foden is finally getting the minutes he deserves and is oozing confidence and class. Dias and Stones have forged a great partnership at the back and seems to have resolved the only issue they had (not Ollie Watkins).

Bawa’s Verdict: City to beat Villa and inch closer to another PL title.

Leicester vs West Brom

Brendan was extremely disappointed with Maddison, Choudhury and Barnes attending Perez’s party despite COVID restrictions and was right to drop them against West Ham. While some are saying that the decision backfired and there is a chance that the Foxes might lose out on the top 4 like last season, Bawa believes this was the right thing to do. Players need to be held accountable for their actions and well done BR 👏🏻.

When the chips are down, Big Sam comes out to play! His team have produced two fantastic performances in the last few weeks and given them a glimmer of hope. The Baggies have found a steeliness to their performances and if they keep this up the relegation battle will be the most interesting part of the season.

Bawa’s Verdict: A Leicester win to ease the pressure.

FPL Corner:

Goalkeeper: Mendy/Patricio

Defenders: Shaw/James/Coady

Midfielders: Bruno/Lingard/Son

Forwards: Ings/Kane/Lacazette

Leagues of Yonder:

Forbes has released its World’s Most Valuable Clubs list and the top 10 clubs that feature 6 from England, 2 from Spain, 1 from Germany and France. Italians club owners will hope to feature on this list sooner rather than later. Man United have dropped out of the top 3 for the first time in eons.

PSG upset Bayern Munich to reach the Semi Finals where they will face Man City for a place in the UCL final. Can we term this the Middle East derby considering the geo-political turmoil between Qatar and the UAE. 🤔

The road to Gdansk (Poland) is hotting up with some tasty fixtures in the semi finals. Man Utd play Roma and Arsenal play Villarreal (currently managed by the serial UEL winner and their ex coach Unai Emery). Good Ebening!

The Final Furlong

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Posted on April 9, 2021 by Bawa Says

The Premier League did not disappoint its fans after a two-week break and surely it must be the most entertaining football league in the world. Barring 2 matches, 3 or more goals were scored in the remaining fixtures with West Brom beating Chelsea 5-2 at the Bridge and Newcastle gaining a point against Spurs as the major surprise results. The make or break part of the season is upon us and Bawa fully expects plenty more out of whack results coming with a relegation battle, mid table obscurity and the scrap for the Champions League spots coming to the boil.

So without further ado, let us take a look at Bawa’s predictions (most comical) for the week:

Fulham vs Wolves

Things looked good for Fulham until the 78th min after which their defence capitulated and allowed Villa to score 3 goals. A first start for Mitrovic since Christmas was justified when he gave them the lead but the manner in which they played the last 15 minutes will irk Parker. It’s time to play cautious but fearless football and Fulham fans will hope that their team can go on a good run to avoid relegation.

The 3-2 loss to West Ham will be a tough one to swallow as Wolves had enough opportunities to draw or even win the game. Nuno will be extremely disappointed with his defence to allow 3 easy goals on the counter without players putting their foot in to stop the danger. Offensively the lesser we talk of Willian Jose the better, the striker is so devoid of confidence that hypothetically if he was one on one with the GK he would try to pass the ball to his teammate and miss that pass as well. Yes, even worse than Timid Werner of Chelsea.

Bawa’s Verdict: A stalemate.

Man City vs Leeds

City brushed aside the Foxes with ease and are well on their way to lifting another PL title. They are still pushing for the quadruple and while Bawa hates to admit it, it is a real possibility for this squad, where Pep is ridiculously spoilt for choice. Their fortunate 2-1 win against Dortmund will force the Pep roulette despite knowing fully well that this Leeds team will give his men a run for their money. On e side note, KDB has signed a new deal and will remain at City till 2025 to destroy all records possible.

Leeds currently stand 11th in the table behind Arsenal on goal difference. While they turn up for big matches, Bielsa will hope that his team can take their chances and cause an upset. They gave City a tough game in the reverse fixture and were unlucky to just earn a point but the City team is a different beast now and Leeds will do well to come away with a point.

Bawa’s Verdict: Another entertaining draw on the cards.

Liverpool vs Aston Villa

Three away wins on the trot have brought some life back into the Liverpool side. They ran Arsenal ragged and totally outclassed them. Despite that unfortunate injury, Jota could still be the signing of the season and adds that sharpness to the Liverpool forward line that they were missing in the last few months. The defensive partnership of Kabak and Philips was fully exploited by Madrid and while the 7-2 isn’t fresh anymore, it will be interesting so see how they hold up against the Villans.

Grealish’s injury setback must have come as a big blow to this teammates as they failed to get going in the first half against Fulham. Credit to Dean Smith as his substitutes completely flipped the game on its head with 3 goals in 15 minutes. Liverpool’s form at home hasn’t been the best and after a tough mid-week fixture against Madrid, Villa will try their best to exploit any weaknesses.

Bawa’s Verdict: Liverpool to smash Villa.

Crystal Palace vs Chelsea

Thomas Tuchel endured his first defeat as Chelsea manager and it was quite the humbling, losing 5-2 to a relegation threatened West Brom side. Thiago Silva must hate the sight of West Brom as he had another nightmare to forget. News of handbags between Kepa and Rudiger have been doing the rounds and while it’s the first set of thorns in the huge bed of roses for Tuchel, he would want to sort this out sooner rather than later.

The Eagles owe a huge thank you to Guaita, who had a stormer in the goal to keep Everton to just one goal. Palace is such an unpredictable team and players like Zaha and Eze embody this spirit completely to make them exciting on occasion.

Bawa’s Verdict: Chelsea to return to winning ways.

Burnley vs Newcastle

Sean Dyche must be seething to see his side lose 3-2 after taking a 2-0 lead against the Saints. Burnley pride themselves on their defensive strength but it was nowhere to be seen on the day. Wood and Vydra scoring is a good sign but Dyche will have some strong words reserved for his side to ensure they don’t drop points from winning positions.

No one in their right minds thought that Newcastle would get something out of their match against Spurs but to everyone’s surprise the Arsenal loanee, Willock scored a late equaliser that earn his side an important point. Bruce will be hoping that Saint Maximin’s injuries are behind him and a soon to be fit Wilson can help secure their time in the PL.

Bawa’s Verdict: Looney Toon win!

West Ham vs Leicester (Match of the Day)

David Moyes and his West Ham side must’ve thought of deja vu as they nearly scuppered another 3-0 lead against an out of sorts Wolves. Lionel Jesse just can’t stop bamboozling defenders, adding a Berba pirouette to his list of exploits. The race for Top 4 is heating up and West Ham are well placed for securing it but injuries to Rice and Antonio could spoil the Hammer’s game plan.

The Foxes hardly had a look in their game against City who were successful in neutralising any threat that BR’s team posed. The return of Maddison was a good sight for Leicester fans as he will be key to unlocking defences. This is a crucial game for both these teams in their pursuit of the Top 4.

Bawa’s Verdict: An entertaining draw.

Spurs vs Man Utd

After failing to beat Newcastle Mou Mama turned on his players and all is not well in the Spurs camp. Kane continues to do the business upfront but needs support from his midfield and defence of Spurs are to salvage some pride this season. It is no longer a matter of ‘if’ but ‘when’ Kane decides to leave Spurs in pursuit of silverware.

United might consider themselves lucky to beat Brighton for a second time this season despite playing some dire football. A season ending injury to Martial might actually help the Red devils as they can use the skill and pace of Greenwood and James upfront. Their UCL qualification is pretty much guaranteed and Ole will try to focus on winning the Europa to silence his doubters.

Bawa’s Verdict: A score draw.

Sheffield vs Arsenal

Players at Bramall Lane seem disinterested and can’t wait for the season to end it seems. They don’t seem to be playing for their futures or for pride and that is certainly not expected of professionals. If they can put in some application this is a fixture they might be able to get something out of as this Arsenal team when pressured seem to be their own biggest enemy.

Mikel Arteta was at a loss of words after watching a poor Arsenal performance yet again. His players couldn’t put a string of passes together and completely forgot the basics of football. Credit to Liverpool for getting their tactics right but fans expect a lot more from experienced players like Auba and Laca. Mikel seems to be losing the dressing room and might have to put faith in his youngsters to bail him out after faltering again to keep a CS in the last few minutes of their Europa home leg.

Bawa’s Verdict: Arsenal to nick it.

West Brom vs Southampton

Big Sam along with most Baggies couldn’t believe what they witnessed at Stamford Bridge. A 5-2 drubbing of a high flying Chelsea is one of the results of the season so far and shows that there is some fight left in the Baggies. Big Sam will hope that his team doesn’t rest on its laurels and has the desire to beat a plucky Saints side at home.

Ings return to rescue the Saints on Easter Sunday was quite the miracle. With players returning from injury Hasenhuttl can go back to his aggressive footballing ideology and will hope to move further up the table.

Bawa’s Verdict: Another Baggies win to spice things up at the bottom.

Brighton vs Everton

Brighton were unlucky to not come away with a point from Old Trafford. Danny Welbeck was a menace throughout and should’ve earned a penalty but Mike Dean (as expected) and VAR thought otherwise. Potter will want to get a result against Everton to ease the pressure and distance between the Seagulls and the relegation spots.

If it wasn’t for DCL and Richarlison’s profligacy in front of goal, Everton would’ve been out of sight in the first 30 minutes against Palace. While Guaita made a few good saves, poor finishing led Don Carlo down. The fact that Everton has a game in hand keeps their hopes for a top 4 finish alive but by looking at their recent performances it might not be a reality.

Bawa’s Verdict: Another draw.

FPL Corner:

Goalkeeper: Mendy/Pope

Defenders: Shaw/James/Lowton

Midfielders: Bruno/Raphinha/Lingard/Neto

Forwards: Ings/Kane

Leagues of Yonder:

At 22, the French World Cup winner, Kylian Mbappe has decided not to renew his contract at PSG but definitely seems to be on a mission to win the UCL before he leaves the Parisians.

Image Credits: Purely Football (Twitter)

Bayern’s loss to PSG means that the Manchester United team (2007-2009) continues to hold the record for the longest unbeaten streak in UCL history.

It’s happened again! It’s happened again, Antoine Greizmann, it’s happened again!

And we’re back!

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Posted on April 2, 2021 by Bawa Says

After two dastardly boring weeks of International footy tedium, we are back to the football that we really care about. Bawa isn’t surprised that players were asked to travel far and wide in the middle of a pandemic, surely a daft decision as player health is obviously not their priority. There is nothing positive to report from the international break except for more COVID cases, unnecessary injuries and some untimely deaths in the football fraternity.

Without further ado, let us get back to predictions for the week:

Chelsea vs West Brom

The only way the Tuchel revolution at Stamford Bridge could be stopped is through an international break. The German is yet to lose a game as Chelsea manager and has stabilised the rocking ship left by Frank. The likes of Werner didn’t get much playing time so should be fresh to run circles around the West Brom defence while missing chance after chance.

Big Sam would’ve relished the time afforded to his troops for the run in for survival. They seriously lack the quality to get out of this pickle but crazier things have happened in the PL so we shall wait and watch what happens in their remaining 9 matches.

Bawa’s Verdict: Chelsea to run riot.

Leeds vs Sheffield

Bielsa and his men will be relishing their return to PL action as they face a Blades team short of any confidence, playing for their futures in the Championship. We all know how Leeds are going to play, the only part we don’t know is how clinical will they be upfront.

Bawa expected a boost in the Blades’ performance after Wilder’s resignation but they were completely taken to the cleaners by an in form Leicester. The only positive from their last few performances has been the form of Aaron Ramsdale, who played really well despite conceding 5 goals due to some inept defending.

Bawa’s Verdict: Leeds to outrun and outscore the Blades.

Leicester vs Man City (Match of the Day)

The Foxes didn’t break a sweat against a hapless Sheffield and it was a surprise that they scored 5 goals without Jamie Vardy registering even one. Kelechi Iheanacho has been in a rich vein of form and he would want to prove a point against his previous owners where he spent the better half of 3 years without really getting a look in. BR will be hoping that Barnes and Maddison can return from injury and boost their chances of finishing in the Champions League spots, come the end of the season.

With the announcement that Aguero will leave the club at the end of the season, Pep will want his City side to wrap up the title soon and focus on the Champions League. With Dortmund in the UCL mid-week, Pep roulette will be in play and its one’s best guess which team will show up against the Foxes.

Bawa’s Verdict: An entertaining draw.

Arsenal vs Liverpool

Mikel Arteta could not understand what went wrong in Arsenal’s poor first half against West Ham. While their second half performance will give him some heart, it’s the consistency in performances that he craves. He will be hoping that his defence does a whole lot better in this game as their top 6 chances hinge on them being perfect going forward this season and that is highly unlikely.

The return of Jota to the fold has definitely boosted Liverpool’s misfiring front line. This game couldn’t come at a worse time for Klopp’s men as they play Real Madrid sans Sergio Ramos in the UCL mid-week. The international break would’ve given them time to work on their defensive frailties and Bawa fully expects Salah, Mane and Jota to run Arsenal ragged in this one.

Bawa’s Verdict: A routine Liverpool win at the Emirates.

Southampton vs Burnley

The return of Ings will be a huge boost to the struggling Saints. They are another club that have suffered a lot due to injuries to key players. Hasenhuttl will be hoping that the team from the south coast can regain some of the form that they showed at the beginning of the season and push for a top 10 finish.

Burnley has to be one of the most annoying teams in the PL. Their win against Everton and draw with Arsenal has mostly guaranteed their stay in the PL for another season and Sean Dyche will hope the new owners will inject some much needed money to bolster his squad that always seems to punch above their weight.

Bawa’s Verdict: A surprise Saints win!

Newcastle vs Spurs

A 3-0 loss to fellow relegation battlers Brighton didn’t do any favours to Steve Bruce and his Toon platoon. They are playing piss poor football and will only survive in the PL only thanks to other teams being utter shite.

Mou Mama has called on his Mourinistas to give him the strength to continue to do his best at Spurs and Bawa fully understands as anyone associated with that club needs all the help they can muster. With the expected return on Son and an in form Kane, Spurs should easily see off the Geordies.

Bawa’s Verdict: Spurs to win comfortably.

Aston Villa vs Fulham

Grealish’s return to the first team adds a cutting edge to Villa that they’ve lacked in the last few weeks. The international call up for Ollie Watkins should do wonders for the striker and his goal contributions will be vital, if Villa want to ply their trade in Europe next season.

After beating Liverpool, two successive losses has put Fulham back among the relegation battlers. The Cottagers are showing great fight but this might be a little too late considering they drew a lot of winnable games in the middle. Scott Parker has done a phenomenal job and would hope that his squad can pull off a few shocks to stay in the PL.

Bawa’s Verdict: An entertaining draw.

Man Utd vs Brighton

United’s loss to Leicester in the quarters of the FA Cup came as a surprise to many but it was warranted based on their tepid performance. Ole will now have to focus his team’s attention on securing UCL qualification and winning the Europa apart from putting the finishing touches to a new 3 year contract extension.

The Brighton squad finally seem to have been paying attention to the so called “expected goals” and have scored 5 in the last two games giving them a much needed boost. Trossard has been at the heart of their impressive displays this season and now that he has opened his account for Belgium too Bawa can see him tormenting the United defence.

Bawa’s Verdict: Just like last time around, United to nick it.

Everton vs Crystal Palace

The shock defeat to Burnley and then bowing out of the FA Cup was typical of Everton this season. Don Carlo will be hoping that the International Break would have reinvigorated his squad to make a push for UCL spots. DCL played and scored for England and barring any injuries to key personnel, the Evertonians might just be able to witness some European football at their newly approved stadium.

Crystal Palace has 10 players out of contract this summer and this could be a tricky situation for Woy. While some players might want to earn a new contract, some could already be thinking of pastures anew. Regardless of the situation if Zaha doesn’t turn up, its really difficult to see Palace coming away with anything from this.

Bawa’s Verdict: A Don Carlo masterclass.

Wolves vs West Ham

The 1-0 loss to Liverpool would’ve hurt Nuno especially considering it was Jota who got on the scoresheet. Patricio’s injury looked scary but he should be available to start in goal. Pedro Neto has carried this team ably on his young shoulders but will need the likes of Podence, Jose and Traore to step up and help him out offensively.

David Moyes and his hammers must be wondering how did they manage to scupper a 3-0 lead against an Arsenal that couldn’t get out of their half. Lingard’s return to the England fold will only add to his confidence and Moyes will be hoping that his Hammers keep their form to secure a top 6 finish.

Bawa’s Verdict: Lingoo to the rescue.

FPL Corner:

Goalkeeper: Martinez/Meslier/Mendy

Defenders: Targett/Shaw/Dallas/Alonso

Midfielders: Bruno/Foden/Raphinha/Lingard

Forwards: Ings/Kane/Bamford

Leagues of Yonder:

In the first of many, Thierry Henry quit all social media platforms in an attempt to counter online abuse and racism. Gareth Southgate applauded this stand and believes this is the way forward to hold social media platforms accountable and create safeguards against this cowardly approach taken by some filthy individuals.

There were some wild score lines during the International break with Japan thrashing Mongolia 14-0, yes you read that right. Some other key mentions are North Macedonia beating Germany and Luxembourg beating Ireland in their respective World Cup Qualifiers.

Cash rich owners might want to a learn a thing or two from Mr. Marinakis who has made a mockery of the transfer window and its limitations. The footballing authorities that deal with transfers might want to look away.

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The Athletic carried out a massive survey of thousands of football fans that included six questions about the current 20 Premier League clubs and how they are run. The results were not surprisingly and Big Sam, Mou Mama and Steve Bruce were ranked bottom three in the so called “approval ratings”. The major surprise was Pep coming in at 4th despite keeping his teams hopes alive to win an improbable quadruple.

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Posted on March 12, 2021 by Bawa Says

While it hasn’t happened very often, the fact that both City and Liverpool lost in the same weekend shows the unpredictable nature of this season. While City lost to a fantastic performance by their fierce Manchester rivals, Liverpool were not able to find a way past a resolute Fulham side and life ain’t as rosy this season for the champions who have now lost an incredible 6 games in a row at home for the first time in their history. The battle for the top 4 is heating up with Leicester, Chelsea and West Ham carrying on their fine form and the likes of Everton, Spurs pushing hard to gatecrash that party. With intriguing fixtures coming up, here’s Bawa’s take on the weekend matches:

Newcastle vs Aston Villa

Newcastle earned an important point against the Baggies to stay above the relegation spots. While Shelvey and Willock had presentable chances, Bruce will be happy that his side didn’t concede. With 11 games to go, Bruce will hope that fortune favours his troops as without the injured trio of St. Maximin, WIlson, Almiron, they are seriously devoid of quality upfront.

While Jack Grealish continuing to be a big miss for Villa, if their players continue with the crossbar challenge in games, they might lose out on a European spot come the end of the season. Dean Smith will be happy with the defensive side of things but needs his talisman to return and pull the strings in midfield to get positive results.

Bawa’s Verdict: Villa to slice open the Toon.

Leeds vs Chelsea

Leeds is definitely the most entertaining team in the PL this season but Bielsa would ditch that tag for the most consistent side. Raphinha continues to create chance after chance to see Bamford miss again and again, along with a few other profligate teammates. They did have the ball in the back of the net twice against West Ham in the first 15 minutes which were both ruled out by VAR. Defensively, the lesser said the better, they concede soft goals from set pieces and it’s a real surprise that Bielsa has not been able to plug that gap.

Since Tuchel’s arrival, Chelsea haven’t conceded a goal at home, setting a new PL record. The London club brushed aside teams from Merseyside with ease and come into this fixture full on confidence. Timo Werner again missed a few chances to score against Everton and Bawa feels that it is still a little early to add him to the list of flops to wear the Chelsea blue, upfront. Chelsea look like a mean unit and it will take something special to beat this team.

Bawa’s Verdict: Chelsea to continue their winning run under ze German.

Crystal Palace vs West Brom

The Palace side were brought back to reality in the second half against Spurs after Benteke had scored a fantastic equalising header just before half time. Woy usually builds his team around a steady defence but that has not been the case this term. With Zaha back in the fold, the Eagles will hope to regain that cutting edge upfront that has deserted them in the last month.

West Brom are now tougher to beat and have kept three clean sheets and earned six points in their past five games. This upturn in form might just be a little too late in the season. In Diagne they have a solid centre forward who can bully defences and he will be licking his lips for this one.

Bawa’s Verdict: A West Brom win to make it interesting at the bottom.

Everton vs Burnley

Don Carlo looked a frustrated figure on the sidelines against Chelsea. Even though Pickford conceded a penalty he was solely responsible for keeping the score to a respectable 2-0 loss. To cater to Richarlison’s good form and accommodate Sigurdsson, Carlo has played DCL slightly wide and isn’t getting his best in front of goal.

Burnley were lucky to get a point against Arsenal. They were awarded a free goal and were lucky to not concede a penalty at death. How VAR didn’t overturn the decision is still a mystery to most football fans. But one can take nothing away from the commitment shown by Mee, Tarkowski and Pieters by putting their bodies on the line to prevent danger and some instances a sure shot goal.

Bawa’s Verdict: Everton has too much quality to not get a result.

Fulham vs Man City

Fulham’s 1-0 win against the defending champions is probably the biggest upset of the season so far. In fact their performance was so good that they could’ve scored a few more and not conceded even if the game went on for another few hours. On the back of some solid defensive performances, they are level on points with Brighton in 17th and four points behind Burnley in 15th and might just be able to pull off the great escape.

The City juggernaut failed to show up against their bitter Manchester rivals and lost their first game in 21 but snapped back with a 5-2 dismantling of Saints. While going 21 matches unbeaten is a fantastic achievement, Pep will have to remind his team to not take their foot off the gas as stranger things have happened in football. Bawa fully expects City to score a few in this one despite Fulham’s resolute defence.

Bawa’s Verdict: The City juggernaut to destroy another London team.

Southampton vs Brighton

Despite an injury to their main man, Danny Ings, Saints outclassed Sheffield who seem to already be planning for their lives in the Championship. Hasenhüttl must be happy with the clean sheet and would have hoped that his team build on that performance. And then came City, where after a brief moment of hope, RR Mahrez and KDB absolutely destroyed the Saints. Ralph will have to rebuild after yet another defeat to a Manchester club.

Brighton finally managed to score and take the lead against Leicester but eventually succumbed to a 2-1 loss courtesy to a mistake by Sanchez. Brighton are level on points with Fulham now and cannot afford any slip ups, in other words, they need to score goals.

Bawa’s Verdict: Saints to begin their rebuilding.

Leicester vs Sheffield

The Foxes are in such a good vein of form that no matter the missing personnel or team in front, they find a way to get a result in their favour. Despite a massive injury list they were able to come from behind to beat Brighton and stay in the top 4 at the moment.

The Blades seem to have accepted their fate of getting relegated this season as the team doesn’t seem to be even putting in the hard yards expected of them. Wilder looks like a dejected man on the touchline and if rumours are to be believed looks all set to be relieved of his duties at Bramall Lane.

The formal announcement around the Sheffield United manager's departure is expected later today. #bbcfootball
— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) March 12, 2021

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Bawa’s Verdict: Foxes to stay in the top 4 after another easy win.

Arsenal vs Spurs (Match of the Week)

It seems that this Arsenal team just loves to shoot themselves in the foot. They were in control of the game against Burnley when Xhaka decided to gift Wood a present. While Arteta will moan about a nailed on penalty not being awarded, his team needs to take their chances when they have their tails up.

Spurs are playing some fantastic attacking football contrary to what people might have to say. Kane, Bale and Son are ripping teams apart with their speed and guile and Mou Mama’s side come into this game as favourites.

Bawa’s Verdict: A moment of brilliance to settle this.

United vs West Ham

An Ole masterclass got the better of his bald Manchester counterpart. United deserved the three points and they took full advantage of the chances awarded to them while keeping the City game changers at bay. Luke Shaw scored a brilliant goal. It looks like he is finally realising his true potential. Ole will hope that long may it continue.

West Ham continue to keep churning out wins and challenge for the top four. Jesse Lingard has been a massive signing for the Hammers but will miss the game as he can’t play against his parent club. Moyes will hope that Antonio can bully the United defenders to submission and come away with a result from Old Trafford.

Bawa’s Verdict: A draw.

Wolves vs Liverpool

Wolves were lucky to come away from Villa with a point on the balance of play while they themselves had a chance or two. Pedro Neto looks like the only player that can influence the proceedings upfront as the likes of Traore and Willian Jose struggle to impose themselves on games.

Jurgen Klopp and his team looks like a ghost of their former selves. Liverpool have astonishingly lost six games on the bounce at home and have seemed to lost their way. With the quality in their squad, it is just a matter of time that they start clicking but a little soul searching is important if they are to salvage any pride this season.

Bawa’s Verdict: Liverpool to return to winning ways.

FPL Corner:

Goalkeeper: Ederson/Martinez/Schmeichel

Defenders: Cancelo/Shaw/Castagne

Midfielders: Bruno/Bale/Mahrez

Forwards: Kane/Watkins

Leagues of Yonder:

Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo were dumped out of the Champions League by some fantastic performances by PSG and FC Porto respectively. But Bawa is really disappointed with journalists failing to pose a single question to Sérgio Conceição, the Porto manager, after what might be his biggest victory. Come on lads, show some respect!

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While we are all truly blessed to have lived in the Ronaldo-Messi era of football, the future seems to promise a lot. Gen-Next led by Haäland and Mbappe seems to have absolutely no chill, as they race to landmarks like nobody’s business.

Germany’s ball scratching, armpit smelling, World Cup winning coach Joachim Low has decided to call it a day as manager of Die Mannschaft after Euro 2020 to be played later this summer.

Fashion…Football….Italy. Bologna manager, Sinisa Mihajlovic looking all dapper in the dugout with his beanie and Jordan X Off-White UNC’s during his teams match against Napoli. Some more of this and less of track suits please.

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Posted on February 5, 2021 by Bawa Says

The Premier League juggernaut rolls on and here we are all fit and raring to go for yet another gameweek before we have even had the chance to go to the toilet. This is turning out to be one hell of an anomaly of a season where we are being given massive surprises in every round. From Liverpool losing at home to Brighton to Mou Mama losing 2 consecutive home matches for the first time in his career and to poor ol’ Southampton conceding 9 goals in a match for the second consecutive season!

However, it’s the referees and VAR that are once again under the spotlight. This is possibly the first time in a while that two games finished with a side being reduced to 9 men! Mark Halsey’s comments from 2016 resurfaced on social media, and we can only hope that our beloved game is safe from the menace like spot fixing and institutional favouritism – which plague sport otherwise.

And on that note, let’s dive straight into this GW’s fixtures:

Aston Villa vs Arsenal

Villa continue to play some wonderful attacking football but it is their defence that remains very inconsistent. While one could argue that Emi Martinez has been their signing of the season he was at fault for both the goals scored by Lionel Jesse. Grealish, Barkley and Watkins have started to click and will definitely pose a lot of issues for the Arsenal defence.

Arsenal would be licking their wounds from a very questionable red card and subsequent penalty that was awarded to Wolves. However, Arteta should take heart from the fact that he doesn’t have to play Luiz in the next few games, and that his pocket rocket Saka seems to be buzzing post injury as well. As they come up against their old mate Emi, the Gunners front line would want to brush up on some training ground knowledge.

Bawa’s Verdict: An entertaining draw.

Burnley vs Brighton

Bawa seriously wonders if one of Sean Dyche’s quirks also includes conceding goals to Man City. Almost like it was perfectly on cue, Burnley’s reliable defence was breached by Jesus in the third minute thanks to an uncharacteristic Nick Pope error. That they didn’t concede a lot more goes down to good rearguard action and a wasteful City attack. Brighton should pose an easier attacking challenge to the Clarets, and one which they would smother with ease.

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Brighton had Klopp’s veins popping out as they joined their opponents in handing Liverpool consecutive defeats at Anfield. Brighton’s attack needs to pick up their game and be more consistent and ruthless if they are to find a way past Pope & Co.

Bawa’s Verdict: Burnley to take 3.

Newcastle vs Southampton

You could have been forgiven for believing that Brucey had found the answers to Newcastle’s troubles as Dr. Evil aka Jonjo Shelvey put them ahead in the second minute against Palace. From there on, it was good old Newcastle – delivering the unexpected and collapsing to a 1-2 defeat. Wilson continues to trouble opponent defences which is some good news for FPL players, especially against a beleaguered Southampton defence.

There’s wreckage all around Ralph. The man hasn’t won a game since going down on his knees at Anfield. His injury list and suspended list are ever growing, their talisman is only slowly feeling his way back into the rigour of the Premier League, and to add to this malaise there is Mike Dean and VAR. While the VAR and Dean struck again, shipping in nine goals twice in two seasons is not justifiable. They will atleast be glad that they can welcome Bednarek back to the squad after his red card was reversed on appeal. And ofcourse, the Saints couldn’t have hoped for a better pick-me-up than a game against Newcastle.

Bawa’s Verdict: A draw between two injury ravaged teams.

Fulham vs West Ham

Fulham didn’t have enough to trouble Leicester. They seem to be worse with Mitrovic spearheading their attack. While doubts will always remain about their defence, the ease with which they concede chance after chance will add to Parker’s list of growing problems.

David Moyes couldn’t have asked for a better start from the on loan Lionel Jesse. A constant menace up front, Lingoo took his chances well and scored two goals on debut and as a neutral it was good to see him back on the field doing things that he is good at. The West Ham defence was solid throughout and did well against an offensive minded Villa.

Bawa’s Verdict: An easy West Ham win.

Man Utd vs Everton

Manchester United have scored 9 goals in a PL game only twice. The first time Ole came off the bench, and the second time he watched his wards unleash misery on the Saints. The questionable refereeing calls egged on United’s momentum, but their performance can’t be faulted. The Red Devils will look to continue to apply the pressure on their noisy neighbours.

Everton were lucky to slip away with the 3 points from Elland Road. The freshly laid pitch didn’t do the players any favours and Everton took full advantage to beat an ever willing Leeds defence. While DCL scored one, he had a few other opportunities that a top class striker should take.

Bawa’s Verdict: Well played blue but Red is the winner.

Spurs vs West Brom

Spurs without Kane look like relegation fodder. While they weren’t battered by Chelsea, they definitely were under the pump throughout the game. If Mou Mama is to be believed Kane is not far away and considering their results he might have to be rushed into playing even if it is for a few minutes off the bench this weekend.

It was the one game that West Brom could have gone into with confidence. But the return of Fleck seemed enough to inspire the Blades to a result. The Baggies’ attackers need to pull up their socks, especially if they are to have any hope against a well drilled Mou defence.

Bawa’s Verdict: Mou Mama might not be crying at the end of this game.

Wolves vs Leicester

Wolves were lucky to get three points against the Gunners. They’d possibly need more than luck against the Foxes though. Willian Jose has looked sharp, and could possibly be the solution that the Wolves’ faithful have been longing for in the absence of Jimenez. He will have to start taking his chances to justify the tag though.

Maddison’s resurgence just as Vardy got injured has worked well for the Foxes. The return of Ricardo means they now have two solid fullbacks and should assuage some of Brodgers worry in attack and defence. With Vardy all set to return, Brendan would also be hoping that he can get Barnes and Madders to put together productive performances at the same time, and it could be just what they need to put pressure on the Manchester clubs.

Bawa’s Verdict: Fearless Foxes for the win.

Liverpool vs Man City (Match of the Week)

Liverpool couldn’t have hoped to be in worse form when the Cityzens come visiting. They definitely wouldn’t have imagined hosting City after back to back defeats at Anfield! Injury to Mane, Salah running dry and Bobby doing Bobby things has left Klopp on the edge. He’d desperately be hoping that the sense of occasion drives his team to perform in a game that could possibly define the remainder of their season.

Pep’s machine is rolling, and seems to be getting meaner by the game. They picked up a regulation win against Burnley with Jesus netting for the second week in a row. The absence of Allison must be a major relief for City. They would be glad to take on Liverpool in the form that they are in currently, but will also know that they can’t take anything for granted.

Bawa’s Verdict: City to edge it.

Sheffield United vs Chelsea

The Blades seem to be back. They have won 2 out of their last 3 games, and very few would disagree that they deserved atleast a point against City. The return of Fleck from injury seems to have given their attack purpose. The Baldock-Bogle-Lundstram axis seems as threatening in attack, as in defence. Wilder would be a more relaxed man these days.

Chelsea under Tuchel have kept three clean sheets in a row, first time a manager has done so since “The Special One” himself. While Marcos Alonso, Hudson-Odoi and Jorginho have found a new lease of life under the German, he will be hoping that his fellow countryman, Timo Werner can find his shooting boots sooner rather than later. The shackles seem to have been lifted and this team definitely has the potential to go on a winning run as their squad depth is scary i.e. 9 full internationals on their bench.

Bawa’s Verdict: Three-point Tuchel.

Leeds United vs Crystal Palace

The freshly laid pitch at Elland Road was as problematic to the players as was their passing early on. Leeds always make a fight of it but like Bielsa’s beverage they can’t keep blowing hot and cold. Bawa doesn’t see where the consistency will come from but they definitely need to defend better.

Woy would have feared the worst going down a goal in the third minute against a resurgent Newcastle. Palace stuck to their guns and thanks to some woeful finishing from their opponents took away the crucial 3 points. Bawa really likes Eze and the exuberance and directness that he brings to this Palace team.

Bawa’s Verdict: An entertaining draw.

The FPL Corner:

Goalkeepers: Mendy/Fabianski

Defenders: Dallas/Evans

Midfielders: Bruno/Grealish/Son/Maddison

Forwards: Ings/DCL/Antonio

From the Leagues of Yonder…

One can’t make this up…Poor Sebastien Haller has been left out of Ajax’s Europa League squad, not because he has forgotten where the goal is but due to a clerical/administrative mistake.

Another one who has been left extremely disappointed thanks to a club’s management is Andre Villas Boas who has resigned from his role at Marseille over them signing a player (Olivier Ntcham) that he didn’t want. Nice of him to leave the $$$ behind.

Moving to Spain, Granada and Barcelona played out a thriller with the La Liga giants prevailing 5-3 to go through to the Copa del Rey semi finals. Antoine Griezmann was instrumental with 2 goals and 2 assists for this comeback win.

Last but not the least Ajax’s #1 GK, Andre Onana has been banned for 12 months by the UEFA for a doping violation. As Mr. Mackey from South Park always said, “Drugs are bad, Mkay?”

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Posted on February 1, 2021 by Bawa Says

It has been observed that the Premier League schedule team has decided to up the ante and keep up with the relentless pace of the game that we normally see on the pitch. Another week has passed us by with a full round of matches and here we are on a Monday dreaming of the midweek matches in store for us. This is shaping up to be a fantastic season for the neutral where its becoming almost impossible to predict the results but we intend to learn from our consistent failure and push ahead nonetheless.

On a separate note on the FPL front, Pep Roulette killed a million hopes with Cancelo, Sterling and Stones not even seeing a minute on the pitch. This misfortune was only followed by Mane’s and Saka’s injuries twisting and turning the knife left behind by Pep! While no one in their right minds can predict what Pep will do, Bawa will definitely not shy away from making his predictions :

Sheffield vs West Brom

Sheffield proved that their win against United was not a fluke. They definitely deserved a point against City. With Ramsdale putting in another assured performance – Wilder’s prayers would remain the same – that his side finds their scoring boots soon.

Big Sam’s horror show continues at the Hawthorns. Every game looks like it’s only a matter of time before the Baggies see a third manager this season. With not much improvement in the winter window as well, the Baggies’ faithful better get their alcohol stock sorted for the rest of the season.

Bawa’s Verdict: Blades for the win.

Wolves vs Arsenal

While new signing Willian Jose looked lively, Wolves have a lot to worry about. Their inability to get past a suspect Palace defence would be top of that list. Uncle Nuno can’t wait for his favourite RJ to be fit to play again.

The last time Arsenal played United, a dry spell that set AFTV on 🔥 followed. However, with some more clinical finishing from Lacazette, the scoreline could have been very different. Lego Hair must be hoping Bukayo Saka doesn’t go about bruising his hip before important games again!

Bawa’s Verdict: Up the Gunners!

Man United vs Southampton

Somebody forgot to tell United that they need to stay top till the end of the season to take the title. The tendency to play wide every time Bruno goes off boil continues to frustrate fans. The defence will need to be alert against the swift Saints though.

The Saints were done in by VAR. Both occasions involving Cash. The first one a questionable hand ball decision and the second one aided by probably not squatting enough at the gym:

Saints would be desperate to put an end to their bear run.

Bawa’s Verdict: United to keep the pressure on Citeh.

Newcastle v Palace

The Magpies turned up in style to delay any Everton resurgence by another game. And in typical Newcastle fashion, absolutely no one except Wilson saw it coming.

Woy of Selhurst admitted that his is a side that is going to pick up a win here and there while stuttering to safety. Eze seems to have emerged as a reliable Zaha alternative.

Bawa’s Verdict: Palace to take a point from Tyneside.

Burnley vs Man City

Pope made 7 saves as Tuchel picked up his first win as Chelsea boss. There is absolutely no reason for the situation to change this match. The Clarets defence is going to remain extremely busy.

City’s riches in defence seems to afford Fraudiola the room to indiscriminately rotate his backline. However, while they get the job done, the lack of fluency must worry Pep, especially in a fixture in which they traditionally score big.

Bawa’s Verdict: City to ease through.

Fulham vs Leicester

Fulham deserved to take all 3 points against West Brom. Infact Bawa believes that Parker’s choir boys are one of the most improved sides over the season – defensively atleast. With more hands chipping in to support Lookman, the Cottagers could give the Foxes a good fight.

Brodgers has confirmed that Vardy and Ndidi are going to miss their trip to Fulham. On the back of a drubbing at Bielsa’s hands, that’s definitely bad news. However, in Madders, Barnes and Tielemans – the Foxes attack still has the potential to unlock Fulham.

Bawa’s Verdict: Fulham to share the spoils.

Leeds vs Everton

Leeds finally justified all the xG, xGA and all other numbers that we don’t understand by destroying Leicester. It looks like all that was needed was for Bamford to pick himself in FPL even though he too didn’t trust himself with the captains armband :

Patrick Bamford: "I've got myself in my Fantasy team. It's always nice to get a goal!"#LEILEE #FPL pic.twitter.com/BT0BwYP9e3
— Fantasy Premier League (@OfficialFPL) January 31, 2021

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Hameez. Check. Richarlison. Check. Digne. Check. DCL just had to turn up as Don Carlo chilled his champagne. Then, Newcastle happened to Everton. The Toffee midfield got bossed by Jonjo ‘Dr. Evil’ Shelvey & Co. They can surely do better.

Bawa’s Verdict: First goal scorer takes three points!

Aston Villa Vs West Ham

Dean Smith’s boys ground out a 1-0 with a lot of help from VAR. That Martinez is back in form after that small blip will soothe Villa nerves. They are still on course for a happy ending to the season!

The Chosen One got humbled at Anfield, but the Hammers will be looking forward to this fixture. The return of Antonio has definitely made them look more comfortable in attack, and the Martinez v Antonio battle could as well make the difference.

Bawa’s Verdict: Villa for the win.

Liverpool v Brighton

After 6 consecutive blanks in the PL, Salah turned up on the scoresheet with two brilliantly taken goals. Twice. With a slightly underwhelming attack on the pitch, Klopp’s punt could have gone wrong. However, their messiah turned up on time scoring 2 to ensure they remain in the top 4.

Brighton finally justified all the underlying stats and won against a twitchy Spurs. The biggest issue still is the lack of cutting edge upfront as they should’ve score at least 3 in this game. Potter has really set his team up well and will hope to cause an upset at Anfield.

Bawa’s Verdict: Liverpool’s game to lose.

Spurs Vs Chelsea (Match of the Week).

Spurs look bang average in the absence of MC Kane. Brighton played them off the park and Mou Mama will be hoping that their Welsh talisman shows the same level passion in his football that he shows on the golf course. Spurs’ might lose yet another derby to Chelsea but this time Mou Mama can just point at the 3 on Chelsea’s jersey than putting 3 fingers up.

Chelsea picked up their first win under the Tuchel era, and now the boyhood Spurs fan comes up against them for his first big game. While Tuchel tests his squad out, CHO impressed along with Azpi and Alonso. However, we will have to wait and see if the new manager in Blue continues with his experiments or will unleash the Blitzkrieg on Mou Mama!

Bawa’s Verdict: Chelsea to win this.

The FPL Corner:

Goalkeepers: Ederson/Martinez

Defenders: Stones/Cancelo

Midfielders: Salah/Bruno/James

Forwards: Ings/DCL/Antonio

From the Leagues of Yonder…

As the winter transfer window comes to a close, Bawa wanted to jog our memories with this Blast from the Past image before mentioning the major transfers in January 2021.

Premier League: Martin Odegaard (on loan, Arsenal), Morgan Sanson (Aston Villa), Amad Diallo (Man Utd), Jesse Lingard (on loan, West Ham), Willian Jose (Wolves)

La Liga: Moussa Dembele (on loan, Atletico Madrid), Papu Gomez (Sevilla)

Serie A: Mario Mandzukic (Milan)

Bundesliga: Dominik Szoboszlai (RB Leipzig), Demarai Gray (Bayer Leverkusen), Luka Jovic (on loan, Eintracht Frankfurt), Fosu Mensah (Bayer Leverkusen)

Others: Mesut Ozil (Fenerbahce), Sokratis (Olympiakos), Arkadiusz Milik (Marseille), Sebastien Haller (Ajax)

Apart from January window coming to a close, the biggest news in the papers across Europe is Lionel Messi’s contract and considering Barcelona’s current financial issues all Bawa can say is “you gotta be kidding me”

Football fans surely remember Chapecoense, the Brazilian team that lost all but three people in a plane crash in 2016. This past week they won the Serie B and Alan Ruschel, one of the survivors from the crash, captained them to this honour. Bawa isn’t crying, you are!

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