Greetings to all after what has been a seismic week in our big little world of football!!
Here’s a quick look at some numbers: 4 out of the 6 English teams that were founding members of the European Super League are not assured of a place in next year’s edition of the Champions League by virtue of their current league position. For the first time in around a decade, Juventus are looking at losing out on the qualification as well, with Napoli and Lazio putting serious pressure on the Old Lady of Piedmont. Since AC Milan last played a Champions League tie, Bawa has grown older, wiser, gotten married and had a lovely little Bawa – who would not have experienced the unrivalled joy of league football, because some filthy rich football club owners decided to milk a new cash cow, only so that they can laugh all the way to the bank.
As history will remember it, a 2 billion dollar scheme folded up in 2 days, and for the first time in his life, Petr Cech was in front and not behind the parked bus, and that sent the pack of cards falling ending up with United’s biggest trophy since Fergie left – Ed Woodward’s head!
As the week continues to give, lets look at what Bawa has to say on this week’s fixtures:
Arsenal vs Everton
The story of Lacazette’s career has written itself a chapter in North London as well. Just when it looked like he was getting to be the mean machine that he was at Lyon, Laca pulled up injured. With both Auba and Laca out, Fake Pep has a battle on his hands to finish in the top 10 forget the top 6. But then, the kids are alright & they might just bail him out again.
Gylfi Sigurdsson rolled back the years and scored a stunning strike to hammer the nail on Mou Mama’s fourth stint as a manager in the Premier League. The return of DCL and the lively form of Hameez must have Don Carlo purring. MC Kane put away the two mistakes made by Everton and while their defence is a worry, we may not see a furrowed brow on Don Carlo’s face when they face a youthful Arsenal side.
Bawa’s Verdict: A score draw.
Liverpool vs Newcastle
Klopp and his men stood up admirably to the grey heads at Fenway Park, culminating in a John Henry apology video. Not starting Salah might be a mistake that Klopp would not want to repeat. A visit from the Geordies will always be welcome, Klopp would just be hoping that the Toons leave their mean streak at the This is Anfield sign.
Steve Bruce’s Black and White Army are marching, and there is no stopping them. Not even Lionel Jesse could put a stop to the Looney Toon 😜 . A reinvigorated St Maximin and the return of Wilson could lead the Geordies into the comfort of mid table mediocrity, as they prepare to put themselves in the Saudi shop window this summer.
Bawa’s Verdict: Now that there is no ESL, Liverpool to continue their march towards the UCL spots.
West Ham vs Chelsea (Match of the Week)
Who would have thought that David Moyes’ men are going to be going hammer and tongs to deny one of the entitled lot a place in Europe. They would be hoping that Cresswell returns to provide a semblance of defensive stability, and Antonio is back to share the burden with Lionel J.
If not for Brighton and Dat Boy Welbz’ dogged determination to not score, the Blues would have been the chasing side in this battle for the fourth position. Havertz has been coming into his own in that False 9 position, and the Blues would be looking forward to having Mendy back between the sticks.
Bawa’s Verdict: An exciting draw.
Sheffield United vs Brighton
The biggest news coming out of Bramall Lane is that the owner of Sheffield United, who is an accomplished FPL player himself, has given in and transferred in Lingard. There is nothing much to write home about Aaron Ramsdale and ten other Blades.
This is going to be a classic tale of the entertaining host and the unwilling guest. Sheffield cannot keep a clean sheet, Brighton can’t score. However, Brighton would be hoping to put some more distance between the chasing pack and themselves here.
Bawa’s Verdict: Three point Seagulls.
Wolves vs Burnley
While the ESL lived its short life, the Wolves’ social media team lost no time in claiming what was rightfully theirs – the 2018/19 Premier League title. There’s nothing much to write about the Wolves attack, they’d hope that their defence manages to keep Wood and Vydra out while one of their outfielders manage to sneak one past the Clarets backline.
Burnley have conceded an uncharacteristic 8 goals in their last 3 games. This must have Dyche gobbling earthworms and scratching his head to figure what went wrong. While Pope has been a miss, Peacock-Farrell has not put a foot wrong as such. A pleasant surprise at the other end, the usually goal shy Claret front line have managed to keep the scorer busy in each of their last three games.
Bawa’s Verdict: Boring draw.
Leeds United vs Man Utd.
Leeds’ social media team enacted a classic Bollywood move of taking one concept that worked and killing it by using it on every possible occasion. Unlike Bamford, Llorente didn’t let down the naysayers on the field and scored a vital equaliser. While his struggles in front of goal continue, Bamford turned up in Rashfordesque form at the post match asking questions that put the larger population to shame.
Man United wrecked everyone’s expectations in the return fixture by smashing 6 past Meslier. Ole and the boys must be buoyed by the latest boost of Woodward quitting, and if they had half the enthusiasm of the fans, they should be steamrolling Leeds here. But with Leeds in fine fettle, this one is going to be much closer than one expects.
Bawa’s Verdict: Manchester Reds to take this with great discomfort.
Aston Villa vs West Brom
Villa will be without Cash at right back after his sending off against City. Villa without Grealish look a shadow of the team that was producing some fantastic results. Watkins as usual is the willing runner up front but doesn’t get the required support.
Big Sam would want his team to put one over their Midlands rivals and push towards that 17th spot. His squad seems to have finally bought into his style of play and are the in form team at the moment.
Bawa’s Verdict: A dull draw.
Leicester vs Crystal Palace
Leicester absolutely destroyed the Baggies, pouring cold water on the Big Sam Fan Army which was waking up from a slumber, and at the same time solidifying their charge to a top 4 slot. While Kelechi continued his good form, Foxes should be happy that Vardy was back to what he is doing best – banging in the goals. If I was an Eagles defender, these two aren’t the strike force that I want to be up against.
In case nobody noticed, Palace did not play in the Premier League last time around. Uncle Woy dusted his hat, pulled out the fishing rods and spent some quality time by the river, as the football world went into meltdown. Now that they are up against Kelechi & Co., among other things he’d be praying for mercy.
Bawa’s Verdict: Leicester all the way.
FPL Corner:
Goalkeepers: Sanchez/Schmeichel
Defenders: TAA/Dunk/Castagne
Midfielders: Salah/Lionel Jesse/Bruno/Pereira/Greenwood
Forwards: Kelechi/Welbeck
Leagues of Yonder:
No we are not talking about the ESL here, ok we’ll try not to talk about it, aah screw it, here are a collection of the best of Twitter from the ESL Meltdown on Tuesday night:
Meanwhile, things were not all that great in goody two shoes Germany. Mustafi and Co. did a Sheffield United but Ze Germans didn’t take it quite well.
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