Season of Fraudulence

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There are times when Bawa wonders why he is trying to predict games this season. Just look at last week, City drop points at West fucking Brom, Aubameyang scores a goal at the right end, Chelsea continue to underperform and the biggest of all, West Brom sack their manager right after he wins them a massive point against City.

But when you look back at previous seasons and put it next to this one, you always realise that inspite of all the upheaval and the turbulence in the world, there are somethings that remain constant: Death, Taxes, Mourinho leaving you in splits with his pressers and…..Big Sam making a comeback to Premier League management.

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On that note, on to this weekend’s matches:

Crystal Palace vs Liverpool

Benteke did the most Benteke thing, putting Palace ahead and then getting himself sent-off. The Eagles were unfortunate to settle for a point, thanks to an acrobatic stunner from Haller.

Klopp’s “not so injury hampered” squad snatched 3 points at the death, with defensive striker Bobby popping up to nod in the winner. Liverpool must be on a high after beating Spurs in a top of the table clash, and will be looking forward to dealing with an easier affair in the form of the Eagles.

Bawa’s Verdict: Even a rotated Liverpool squad to take home 3 points.

Southampton Vs Man City

It is credit to the stunning job that Hassenhuttl has done that Southampton go into this game as favourites. You could possibly call the draw at Emirates, a blip in the Saints’ run. But the performance of a Saints attack even with their main man Ings being slightly off-colour is a dangerous one.

City will desperately be hoping that Aguero comes back into the line up and stays there for a prolonged period. City had so many chances but were just not able to put more than 1 past the inspired Johnstone.

Bawa’s Verdict: City will be looking to bounce back, but not at St Mary’s. An entertaining draw.

Everton Vs Arsenal

Just when everyone thought that the Carlo train was getting derailed, the Toffees have replied with two impressive performances. And you just can’t keep DCL off the score sheet, can you? Going by current form, Everton can take a breather in a relatively easier fixture.

The way Arteta’s young guns tried to put something together was a welcome change from bombarding the opponent’s box with crosses. But when a team is one man down and mostly out, it shows in the bad positioning and misplaced passes – which is Arsenal now. Saka, Willock, Nketiah and co would be hoping to give their fans some Christmas cheer, taking on from the draw against Soton.

Bawa’s Verdict: Everton to take this, just take this.

Newcastle Vs Fulham

Brucey took the lead against Leeds and must have been happy about it. Then Leeds took them to the cleaners, which gives Bruce a defensive headache. The sight of Leeds comfortably winning and still counterattacking with 6 men, is not going to leave Geordie minds soon.

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Fulham definitely look to have turned a corner. A more reliable striker in Cordova Reid, solid defensive organiser in Andersen and the creative juices flowing in the midfield with Lookman and Loftus Cheek bring a welcome relief to Fulham fans. Good boy Parker wasn’t the first to the sack, after all!

Bawa’s Verdict: Teams to share the spoils.

Brighton Vs Sheffield United

Dat boy Welbz was denied a solitary goal against Fulham thanks to VAR. Now the Seagulls host Sheffield – the side with the worst defensive record. Potter must tell his boys, you won’t get anything out of this fixture too, if you scorn VAR or kiss the woodwork.

Despite being gifted a goal by Henderson, Sheffield didn’t really trouble United. This is the worst start ever in the PL and something needs to give if Sheffield are to try and save their skin from relegation. Wilder is on borrowed time and might be the next manager to go!

Bawa’s Verdict: Brighton to add to Blades misery.

Spurs Vs Leicester

Mou Mama was uncharacteristically cool while the post denied them points. Mama would like Son and MC Kane to bail them out against a Foxes defence that gets the job done regularly. How long would the Spurs machine run on these two wheels, is a question that even Mou Mama wouldn’t consider at this point of time.

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Madders turned up in style last weekend, and everyone thought that Jamie Vardy was done being a lone fox this season. Not so surprisingly, Leicester blanked against a shaky Everton defence. Inspite of blowing hot and cold all season, the Foxes still find themselves around the top of the table, which speaks a lot about this season.

Bawa’s Verdict: Spurs to just about eke out a win.

Man Utd vs Leeds

United at home and United away are polar opposites, and if at all there is a time to set that right, it was yesterday. With Leeds style of play, the only way for United to stand a chance of victory is to simply out score Leeds, as the Maguire-led defense continues to reach new depths of despair with every match, if that were even possible!

Leeds have shown what the Bielsa brand of football is all about. They absolutely smashed Newcastle for 5, and every neutral would agree that there was more than one occasion this season when they could have done this. The pace of Leeds must be licking its lips at United’s pace-less defence.

Bawa’s Verdict: Its the game that a lot of Yorkshire has been waiting for. Fireworks and an entertaining draw guaranteed.

West Brom vs Aston Villa

Its Big Sam’s first game in charge. Big Sam has never gotten relegated, when club owners have pressed the SOS button. But can he do it with this Baggies squad? Pereira’s last game out suspended is news that the Baggies will appreciate.

This is the beginning of the end of the easy run that Villa have had. You shouldn’t expect the Villans to break any sweat, as they take on Baggies. A Martinez shut out seems inevitable, with Grealish driving *cough* his team forward.

Bawa’s Verdict: A straightforward Villa Win.

Burnley vs Wolves

Burnley are slowly coming into their own and displaying the defensive solidity that they are known for. The Ginger Mourinho’s men will go into this game with more confidence on the back of some decent results and clean sheets against Arsenal and Villa.

Podya, Neto and Co. have finally come into their own, taking their time but managing to fill a Jimenez side hole. It is also probably not a coincidence that the return of Saiss has also brought some much needed stability to the Wolves defence. With their defence not having much to worry against Burnley, this could turn out to be a classic attack v defence scenario.

Bawa’s Verdict: Wolves to take the points.

Chelsea vs West Ham (Match of the Day)

Fun Fact: Chelsea have not won a game against any team ranked higher than 13th this season.

With West Ham sitting in 7th place, Chelsea fans would be justified for being concerned about dropped points. While their left wing is blessed with talent and pace in Chilwell and Werner, having to resort to Giroud to shore up their attack points to bucketloads of bad luck, on the back of a brilliant transfer window.

The Chosen One has been on an absolute roll this season. However, he has also indicated at slight rotation of the squad with Bowen and Cresswell potentially having picked up knocks. Moyes would also be hoping that Antonio finally comes back.

Bawa’s Verdict: West Ham to win, Chelsea’s momentum to pull them down.

The FPL Corner

Goalkeepers: Martinez/Alisson

Defenders: Lamptey/Chilwell/Taylor

Midfielders: Neto/Grealish/Son/Salah

Forwards: Giroud/Kane/DCL

From the Leagues of Yonder…

Youssoufa Moukoko became the youngest goalscorer in Bundesliga history at the age of 16 years and 28 days when he scored for Borussia Dortmund in their 2-1 loss to Union Berlin on Friday.

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A brief summary of The Best FIFA Football Awards:

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In much expected news, Dominik Szoboszlai secured a move from RB Salzburg to RB Leipzig. Look away Arsenal fans.

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Midweek Mayhem

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This was the feeling of most of us PL fans who also dabble in the art of FPL. The last round of games threw up an interesting mix of results including Don Carlo pipping Lampard by a solitary goal and Uncle Woy halting Mou Mama in his tracks. Bawa swears on his whiskey that he had these two results right in his earlier draft, however chose to defer to conventional wisdom before pressing the publish button 🤦🏻‍♂️.

The football silly season is upon us where we will now have matches being played every 27 minutes so lets get right to the midweek action.

Wolves vs Chelsea

Wolves without European distraction were supposed to be a pain for most teams. However, they have been a tad off the pace ever since Jimenez was ruled out with injury. Their defense seemed to regain some stability against Villa till they conceded an unfortunate penalty late on. Also, their constant switching from a back 3 to a back 4 is not helping them at the moment. They’ll have their task cutout against Chelsea’s riches though.

Chelsea have blown hot and cold this season. With the kind of transfer window that Lampard had, one would have expected him to be setting the pace in the Prem. However, they are one among the many! Chelsea should react to that defeat at Goodison park and pile on the Wolves’ misery.

Bawa’s Verdict: Chelsea to huff and puff their way past Wolves.

Man City vs West Brom

City havent looked as clueless in attack, as they did during the Manchester derby, in a while. A game against West Brom couldn’t come at a better time. Pep will be hoping that normal service will be restored with the blue moon rising.

The Baggies were unfortunate to not come away with a point against Newcastle. In all honesty, Bilic wouldn’t be hoping for much against City, especially with their talisman Pereira still serving his suspension.

Bawa’s Verdict: City all the way.

Arsenal v Southampton

With Burnley inflicting Arsenal’s 7th defeat in 12 matches, Mikel Arteta will have do some soul searching after this latest set back. It also does not help when the player who talks about ‘Discipline and Respect for all’ in the pre match program, goes ahead and throttles a player to get rightfully dismissed. Arteta needs to pick up his Troopz quickly as an in form Southampton are up next at the Emirates.

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Meanwhle, the Saints are riding the crest of a wave at the moment after putting 3 goals past a hapless Sheffield United and come to London full of confidence. With McCarthy a mere spectator in the last one and Ings back to full fitness, Saints currently 3rd in the league will want to make a very merry Christmas at the Gunners expense.

Bawa’s Verdict: While Bawa feels for the Arsenal fans, one can’t see beyond the Saints for this one.

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Leeds vs Newcastle

While Bamford has done a stellar job upfront, Bawa feels that a more clinical striker would have put Leeds further ahead in the table. Bielsa would have rued the missed chances which saw Moyes take 3 points at Elland Road.

Newcastle turned up in style after their COVID scare. Almiron scored the second fastest goal by a Toon striker in the Prem (second only to Shearer). The complacency that crept in between the two goals would be the reason why Leeds could kill them here.

Bawa’s Verdict: Leeds to nick this one and break Geordie hearts.

Leicester vs Everton

The Foxes blitzed past Brighton with James Madison & Jamie Vardy in sublime touch. Madison has been finding his form again off late and will once again be the one to watch. His telepathic communication with Vardy was on full display and Bawa expects more of the same against the Toffees.

A blast from the past, Sigurdsson penalty was enough to ensure 3 points over the weekend. But the absence of Hameez shows and could will definitely be missed against the Foxes. Everton’s suspect defence, shorn of the services of Coleman & Digne will also have their hands full with Vardy and Co.

Bawa’s Verdict: A solitary Leicester goal to tip the balance.

Fulham vs Brighton

Fulham were robbed off a deserving win against Liverpool. Lookman, Andersen and Loftus-Cheek seem good signings and Parker might surprise us all and stay afloat, if Fulham maintain this momentum.

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While Potter rotated his side and dropped Lamptey, Suman didn’t really like the fact that Brighton’s best player this season so far was being rested before the festive fixtures. Brighton continue to play some excellent football but they will need a rapidly improving Welbeck & Co. to step up and take their chances.

Bawa’s Verdict: An entertaining draw on the cards.

Liverpool vs Spurs (Match of the Day)

Not long ago was there a time when haters used to call Mou Mama, Moaninho. Today (Bawa coughs…) managers moan, ask questions to TV crews, have every questionable call on the pitch go their way and are defending champions. Going into their match vs the Lillywhites, the Liverpool defense could be without a single recognized central defender and that could mean trouble against an in form MC Kane & Sonaldo.

Mou Mama must be seething at the Guaita masterclass which denied him all 3 points. If there is one manager who can gegenpress Klopp off the pitch and set his side up to counter attack Pool – its our Mama himself.

Bawa’s Verdict: Either way, a tough one for the refs. Also, an entertaining draw.

West Ham vs Crystal Palace

Moyes must be grinning at having done one over good old Bielsa. Now he comes up against another of those wizened old masters of the game in Uncle Woy. The Hammers must be hoping to have Antonio back so that they don’t just threaten their opponents from set pieces.

Palace put up a brilliant defensive performance led by Guaita to deny Spurs a win and limiting them to a solitary goal. With a little bit more luck, composure and the likes, they could have possibly taken 3 points. While they have generally been good against the big sides, Palace have always come up short against their peers. They might want to change it here.

Bawa’s Verdict: Hammers should have enough to see off the Eagles.

Aston Villa vs Burnley

Emi Martinez turned up with probably the best goal keeping performance of the season thus far, and secured his side the win. Grealish stepped away to let Anwar El Ghazi slam home the decisive winner from the spot, late in the game.

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While their strikers were not delivering, the Ginger Mourinho was saved by his opposite number’s top striker rising head and shoulders above the rest and putting one into his own net. Such luck does not keep repeating. While Pope and Co. have ensured normal service at the back, the Clarets need goals, desperately.

Bawa’s Verdict: Villa shouldn’t break a sweat.

Sheffield United vs Man United

The Blunt Blades continue their woeful run this season. Wilder has started placing faith in history and talking up instances of teams staying up after not winning any of their first 15 games.

Man United away is a different issue altogether. Everytime Fernandes FC, Second Half FC and Comeback FC roll together to deliver a thriller and three points. Ole would be hoping that’s not the case, and a regulation 3 pointer is in the bag.

Bawa’s Verdict: GGMU.

The FPL Corner

Goalkeepers: Martinez/Ederson/Mendy

Defenders: Konsa/Chilwell/James

Midfielders: Bruno/Grealish/KDB

Forwards: Watkins/Vardy/Whoever Pep plays upfront

From the Leagues of Yonder…

The football season sees its first high profile sacking (even before Koeman, Ole or Pep!) – as Lucien Favre has been shown the door at Dortmund.

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There is also disturbing news that has come out of Ajax regarding the arrest of Quincy Promes regarding an alleged domestic dispute incident which occurred in July.

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2020 seems to be leaving us in the only way it has treated us. Gerard Houllier anchored Liverpool through some confusing times, and coached Lyon to back-to-back titles in what seems like Ligue 1 from history. Football’s lost one of the nicest French managers to a heart condition. RIP.

The Champions League draw took place on Monday and throws up some tasty fixtures.

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Europa round of 32 draw also took place on Monday and as crazy as it may sound, the table toppers in the top 5 leagues across Europe are plying their trade on Thirsty Thursdays to ensure that their fans enjoy the watch from home experience.

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We had to leave you with something in a lighter vein, where Benteke and Son took their focus to another level. The players missed the point of the first whistle, only to realise their faux pas soon.

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KICK IT OUT

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It’s 2020 and its shameful to see that a lot of us still can’t see past one’s skin colour, sexual preferences or life choices. Two incidents took place in the past week that mar the so called “beautiful game”; Millwall fans booing players for taking a knee for the Black Lives Matter movement and a UEFA Match Official, yes you read it correctly, a Romanian fourth official, allegedly racially abusing the assistant coach of İstanbul Başakşehir in their UCL match against PSG. THIS SIMPLY CANNOT BE TOLERATED!

And if all this wasn’t enough, in typical 2020 fashion, Spurs with a reinvigorated Mou Mama head into this game week top of the league, now who would’ve thought that? A crucial week for Manchester United started off disastrously as RB Leipzig relegated them to the Europa League thanks to Ole’s masterplan of playing a back seven. An opportunity to host their noisy neighbours couldn’t come at a better worse time for Ole to save some face.

Leeds vs West Ham

Leeds couldn’t have started off on a better note with Bamford taking his chance against an in form Chelsea. Bawa simply loves Bielsa because unlike other managers he doesn’t keep his fans or the opposition guessing.

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David Moyes was left seething with the decision which kickstarted the United comeback. West Ham were unlucky to not come away with at least a point. Antonio might sit this one out too and will be a big miss upfront.

Bawa’s Verdict: Leeds to win this one.

Wolves vs Aston Villa

Despite a good start against the defending champions, an uncharacteristic mistake from Captain Coady started the Liverpool rout. Missing a striker of the ilk of Jimenez will be massive but Nuno will be hoping that the tricky Podence, the pacy Neto and the massive unit of Adama Traore can do the job upfront.

Villa had a break last week and will be hoping to have Barkley back in the fold soon if not quite for this game. Grealish has been in great form and his team will go into this game as the favourites to come away with the three points.

Bawa’s Verdict: Villa to win comfortably.

Newcastle vs West Brom

Newcastle had the week off due to the COVID-19 outbreak in their training ground at Darsley Park. Hat tip to Steve Bruce in respecting the privacy of his players and refusing to name everyone who has been ruled out of the upcoming fixture. Brucey has however stated that they have enough fit players to put out a XI against the Baggies.

West Brom lost their most influential creative outlet in Pereira with a silly red card. If the lack of points on the table was a worry, then the goals conceded column will only add to that.

Bawa’s Verdict: Any Newcastle XI to win this one at home.

Man Utd vs Man City (Match of the Week)

Inspired/forced halftime substitutions of bringing on Bruno and Rashford completely changed the outcome of the last match against the Hammers but more importantly the mid-week loss to Leipzig in the Champions League will again put the focus back on Ole and his managerial aptitude at this level. Typically, this United manages to get a result the moment their manager’s neck is on the line but with injuries to Martial and Cavani and the untimely announcement made by Pogba’s agent, Ole will have his task cut out in this Manchester derby.

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A Sterling goal against Fulham would’ve brought some relief to Pep as he offers a cutting edge to the City attack that Torres/Silva haven’t been able to replicate. Since their rebirth, City haven’t gone into this fixture chasing United often. However, Pep and his City team have hit form in the last 2-3 matches and will come to Old Trafford with a renewed confidence in the hope of inflicting more pain on Ole and his boys.

Bawa’s Verdict: City to get one over their city rivals.

Everton vs Chelsea

Carlo must be extremely frustrated with his leaky defense and if it wasn’t for some point blank saves from Pickford they could’ve lost this one too. Going forward though, DCL has been a revelation this season and could be in the run for the golden boot.

Despite going behind early, Chelsea took the game to Leeds and responded in fine fashion. Ziyech’s injury will be worrying but they have a more than able replacement in Havertz/Pulisic. If Werner can start taking his chances, there will be no catching the Blues this season.

Bawa’s Verdict: A routine Chelsea win.

Southampton vs Sheffield

Saints talisman, Danny Ings, marked his return with a goal taking them to fifth in the table. Ralph Hasenhüttl has completely rejuvenated this Saints team and they play some eye catching football.

When the team is in a rut, costly mistakes happen like the one in injury time against the Foxes. Chris Wilder seems like a likeable guy but could be the first managerial casualty if he doesn’t get a positive result soon.

Bawa’s Verdict: Saints to canter to a victory.

Crystal Palace vs Spurs

Palace turned on the style in the second half and took full advantage of the extra man with Zaha running the show. Benteke bagged a brace and Bawa can’t remember when the Belgian did that last.

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Mou Mama and his men put up a masterclass against their North London rivals. The Kane and Son partnership continues to flourish and will trouble every defence in the PL. Defensively, Spurs haven’t conceded a goal in their last three games despite playing against City, Chelsea and Arsenal.

Bawa’s Verdict: Spurs to remain top of the table after this one.

Fulham vs Liverpool

Fulham put up a brave performance against City but didn’t create a chance of significance and that must worry Parker. Their run of fixtures doesn’t get any easier and they will need to play a lot better if they want to compete against the champions.

Liverpool put up a performance for their fans to be proud of after being allowed back for the first time at Anfield since February. The front three of Salah, Mane and Firmino is just too good and if they don’t get you then there is the in form Jota who will come on and do the business.

Bawa’s Verdict: Liverpool to continue their winning form.

Arsenal vs Burnley

Mikel Arteta continues to baffle by insisting on crossing the ball to strikers who aren’t really known for their aerial prowess. The last few games, Arsenal has led possession stats which counts for zilch but concede plenty on the counter. One can’t even call them unlucky as they play terribly boring and predictable football without a Plan B.

Burnley played well against Everton and could’ve won the game if they took their chances. In the battle of the PL strugglers, Sean Dyche will make it extremely difficult for the Gunners to break his team down. Both teams would be hoping to turn a corner in this fixture, because if not now, then when?

Bawa’s Verdict: Arsenal to grind to a victory.

Leicester vs Brighton

Jamie Vardy’s two footed assault on the corner flag after his injury time winner was the highlight of this game. The Foxes are grinding out results and this puts them in a great position to cash in when their players return from injury during the hectic festive schedule.

Brighton must have some bad karma on their books as they again lost points in a game that they played well in. It is great to see Danny Welbeck get a run of games injury free and his impact on this team is evident.

Bawa’s Verdict: A Leicester win.

The FPL Corner:

Goalkeeper: McCarthy/Lloris/Kelleher

Defenders: Robertson/Cresswell/Reguilon

Midfielders: Salah/KDB/Son/JWP

Strikers: Kane/Vardy/Ings

From the Leagues of Yonder…

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ROUND OF 16

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On Tuesday, Juventus became the first side to win an away game in the UCL at the Camp Nou since May 2013 but as expected the possibility of the last Ronaldo vs Messi encounter grabbed the headlines. It is testament to these supremely talented men that this rivalry has kept us fans entertained, so instead of comparisons, let us just sit back and enjoy their careers as its truly been a privilege as a football fan.

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Staying with the thread of Juventus and longevity, Gigi Buffon kept another clean sheet at the ripe age of 42. In the process, Gigi also became the first player to have kept a clean sheet across 4 decades! Keep inspiring us Gigi.

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EUROPA LEAGUE ROUND OF 32

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In other news super annoying agent, Mino Raiola has come out and said that Paul Pogba’s time at United is over. This is the sort of nonsense that boils Bawa’s blood, so “Good riddance, to bad rubbish”.

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FOOTBALL…FOOTBALL HAPPENED!

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It was only fitting that our last post was titled ‘Are we missing the Big Picture’, because Bawa clearly missed it with the predictions. The pundits are blaming the crazy results, and the insane number of goals on the lack of crowds in the stadium. Bawa agrees! At least that would mean y’all cut us some slack.

If the last week was a welcome relief from the international break, the amount of injuries both during the last gameweek and till kick off on Friday night (Yes! we start early) is going to give manager’s (IRL and FPL) some sleepless nights. The Champions League and Europa League are well and truly on, which also means the Pep Roulette starts coming into play already!

The debate about VAR, and the efficiency of its application also continues with Liverpool fans signing petitions on change.org, and conducting silent protests outside Anfield to have the VAR from the Merseyside derby, fired, Pickford to be suspended, the Merseyside derby to be replayed at Anfield, and…………wait for it……….award the 3 points from the fixture to the red half of Scouseland! Someone please tell us what are they smoking!

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So let’s dive right into this week’s predictions, and Bawa is quite certain that he is going to beat his score from last week.

Aston Villa vs Leeds

Aston Villa have stunned their fans and neutrals alike by remaining unbeaten so far this season. A stoppage time winner from another Chelsea loanee ensured that the boys from Birmingham continue to maintain their date with history. With all focus on Sancho, Man United seem to have missed an absolute beast in Jack Grealish, whose 360 degree vision and immense play making abilities coupled with Emiliano ‘The Wall’ Martinez at the back are making Villa a very formidable opponent, on form.

Bielsa’s boys set the league on fire. It is possibly unfortunate that they have to face two of the best goalkeepers in the league back to back. Patricio kept them quiet last week, and this week they are up against Martinez. With Kalvin Phillips injured, it will have to be seen how the Leeds defence copes without their shield in place. But then this is Bielsa, there are always two options for every position. Bawa loves Bielsa and so should you FPL managers as unlike Pep/Mou he doesn’t play games and has already announced that Struijk will replace Phillips in the lineup.

With the form that the Villa attack is in, this could turn out to be a cracker on a Friday night.

Bawa Verdict: Aston Villa to remain unbeaten at the end of this week as well.

West Ham vs Man City

This was a fixture that Pep wouldn’t have thought about a second time. However, Moyes showed the proverbial finger (meaning…..🤫) to everyone who said that West Ham only played well because Moyes wasn’t on the touchline. The Football Genius absolutely schooled Mou Mama in the last twelve minutes including a stunning last minute equaliser by their forgotten man, Manuel Lanzini. If he could bring any of that game on against City – Ederson is going to have a busy evening, given their ever increasing injury list.

Man City picked up an important win over Porto mid-week. Aguero getting valuable minutes and resting their best midfielder (who is fit!) in Foden, will be vital preparation for the visit to London. Pep Roulette also seems to be on, with regular mid week games calling for rotation. With West Ham already getting points off Leicester and Spurs, City fans must be hoping that they can quietly and clinically leave London with those vital 3 points.

Bawa Verdict: No cleansheet, but Pep should be happy with his 3 points.

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Fulham vs Crystal Palace

Scott Parker must be breathing a sigh of relief that he is finally coming up against one of the worst attacks of the league. Fulham must be glad that they managed to salvage a point last weekend. They also have equal measure to worry, with their talismanic striker Mitrovic missing a penalty, and then conceding one at the other end. They desperately need Mitrovic to find his scoring boots, with the others clearly not Premier League quality.

Palace started the season with much promise, only for things to settle down to a familiar script pretty soon. Ayew testing positive for COVID didn’t help the Palace attack, with more pressure on Zaha’s unwilling shoulders. They must be hoping that the return of Van Aanholt to a wingback role ensures greater supply for Zaha, Eze and Townsend to work with.

Bawa Verdict: This has snooze fest written all over it with the teams sharing the spoils.

Man United vs Chelsea (Match of the Week)

You could have forgiven Lampard for thinking he will finally get one over Ole in the league. God knows what happened when the clock struck 80′ at Newcastle, the Man United post restart suddenly came back alive, with everything revolving around Bruno. This continued at Paris, with the ZebRed Devils scoring all 3 goals, and bringing back all 3 points as well! However, as the cynical United fan of today, Bawa will still be wary, especially with Mendy coming back and denying United of Kepa-mine.

Chelsea fans must finally be looking forward to that hyped attack of Ziyech-Werner-Pulisic with Havertz to support them, play on field. They will also be breathing a huge sigh of relief that Mendy was back between the sticks for their UCL encounter with Sevilla. It is only sign of how dire things are at the Bridge, when Petr Cech has been called back from the boardroom to be registered as an emergency goalkeeper. Lampard wouldn’t be happy with having conceded 3 against the Saints (Kepa not to blame for all of them).

This could be a classic (Counter) Attack v Defense with goals all around.

Bawa Verdict: A racy and entertaining draw.

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Liverpool vs Sheffield United

This has got FPL points written all over it. Salah, Mane and Robertson must run riot. But that would be so predictable like Liverpool last season. Liverpool have conceded 7 against Villa, had the world’s best defender nutmegged like nobody’s business, lost Allisson to injury and then again looks like they have lost the world’s best defender for the season, due to a horror tackle. Klopp can still take solace that he has enough reserves to see off the Blades.

The second season seems like it is well and truly on at Sheffield. The excitement of last season has waned, and the defence looks like a shadow of what it was last year around. They have an overload of strikers on their roster, but have turned up to play lifeless football in the final third every week. Wilder must truly hope that Brewster wants a memorable return to Anfield.

Bawa Verdict: Liverpool to win comfortably.

Southampton vs Everton

Southampton have blown hot and cold throughout this season. And then they host the Rolls Royce from the city of Liverpool. Che Adams finally came to the party last weekend despite managing to miss or find the keeper from point blank range. With the return of Armstrong from COVID enforced absence, the Saints attack could come back to life and cause the Everton defence some trouble.

With James Rodriguez injured and Richarlison suspended despite Digne’s best efforts (see pic below), the Everton attack loses its spark. DCL while getting the chance to take penalties, will not get anywhere near the gilt edged chances that James and Richarlison were providing him with. Pickford will be under immense pressure after the whole world and their aunties are calling for his head for the ill timed tackle on VVD. This is going to be a tough one for Don Carlo, especially with his attack basically getting reduced to what it was last season.

Bawa Verdict: With Allan and Doucoure still manning the midfield, the Toffees might take a point.

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Wolves vs Newcastle

Wolves are sat at 6th, exactly around where they spent most of the last season. Nuno quietly goes about his job and in Semedo and Kilman, seems to have filled the Doherty sized gap in their defence/attack. They’d definitely take more goals, but looks like they have got enough to do the job.

Luke Shaw put Newcastle into a stunning lead against last weekend, but then Man United took their time and absolutely demolished the men in black and white. Toon fans will be hoping that the injury to Darlow isn’t too bad. If Darlow joins Dubravka on the treatment table, Newcastle might as well prepare for D-Day.

Bawa Verdict: A Wolves win all round.

Arsenal vs Leicester

Arsenal cannot seem to catch a breath in terms of their fixtures. United and Villa come up next. Arsenal were very unlucky not to get a point last week, especially with Kyle Walker’s acrobatics in the box. With Partey looking the part, the Gunners would be hoping Auba picks up his form sooner rather than later, and helps the team ride on his performances.

Leicester seem to be in a turmoil as well, with injuries, stalling contract negotiations and defeats to West Ham and Villa – throwing them off track. Rodgers would want the return of good times and more importantly the return of a fit Vardy, so that normal service can resume in the Midlands.

Bawa Verdict: Arsenal to churn out three points.

Brighton vs West Brom

After being faced with bags of bad luck, the Seagulls would be happy that they are facing West Brom. Brighton’s attack has been brilliant and they have been unlucky to not have more points than what the table shows. That shouldn’t be a worry this weekend though. FYI they signed Dat Guy Welbz on a free, lets hope he gets a clean bill of health to re-ignite his career.

Bilic would be praying for overall development. With points on the board through that dull 0-0 performance against Burnley, defensively they looked OK. but with individual flashes of brilliance from Diangana and Pereira will only take them that far.

Bawa Verdict: No two ways about this one, a Brighton win.

Burnley vs Spurs

On any other day, Burnley’s defence at home would have been a phenom that Mourinho’s attackers wouldn’t want to face. With Pope and his defenders yet to gain the composure of last season, this could be an evening that the Clarets would want to forget soon!

Mourinho’s men are playing the most un-Mourinho like football. Kane and Son seem to be bringing their PS5 joysticks onto the pitch, and have toyed around with defences on a regular basis. If you don’t have either of them (or both like Bawa), these two are forcing everyone to have a hard rethink.

Bawa Verdict: A bagful of goals, and three points for José.

The FPL Corner: Ones to watch

Goalkeeper: Martinez (Yeah! that is our set and forget keeper option)

Defenders: Lamptey/Robertson

Midfielders: Grealish/Son/Salah

Strikers: Maupay/Ings/Kane

From the Leagues of Yonder

This is the story that 2020 needed! While COVID-19 has held us by our balls, and forced us to do a lot of things that we wouldn’t. Here is a story from Ukraine, where in David beating Goliath style, Shakhtar Donetsk overcame COVID-19 and Real Madrid 2-3 away from home. This came on the back of 10 members of their first-team testing positive for the deadly virus.

The last weekend also saw a bunch of fiery derbies across Europe. Gerrard’s Rangers trumped Celtic 2-0 (and it is rumoured the boys from Bengaluru FC have duly taken credit for the same). In the Zlatan derby a.k.a the Derby della Madonnina, Zlatan inspired AC Milan to a 2-1 win over their city rivals. And, finally, in the fiercest of them all, Partizan and Red Star played out a 1-1 draw.

In other COVID related news, CR7 has tested positive for COVID-19 again and is set to miss the much anticipated CL clash against Barcelona. He should’ve just listened to shubham_rajpurkar and popped a few crocins.

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Also, the star of Bayern’s victorious Champions League run, Serge Gnabry too tested positive, but that of course didn’t stop ze Germans from putting 4 past another Spanish side (Atletico Madrid), in the Champions League.

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Following up with the disaster also called Project Big Picture (which was shelved by the Premier League clubs), there are fresh rumours of a FIFA backed Super League, which Liverpool and Man United have been approached to be a part of. This could essentially put an end to the TV money that most of the bigger leagues also thrive on. However, there is another (more believable) view that is the handiwork of Ed Woodward and Rick Parry again, to pressure the other PL clubs to accept Project Big Picture recommendations.

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The week that was!

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What an absolutely insane game week lads!, culminating with the madness of the Transfer Deadline day! Most clubs across Europe had a pretty hectic Monday as they tried to get some last moment deals and steals before the international transfer window shut at 11 pm. A bit more on this a little later as we rate the PL teams and their business in the extended summer window. FYI: PL clubs can still do business with EFL until October 16th.

More than the teams and players, Bawa welcomes this break! United’s humiliation at the hands of Mou Mama’s Spurs at Old Trafford and Woodward’s inability to find a quality central defender has led Bawa to take to take up Yoga coz let’s be honest if you are a United supporter, alcohol just doesn’t cut it anymore! In fact, these past few weeks of football have been so crazy that one of our contributors has taken off to the hills, a luxury, sadly, not afforded to most of us.

While Bawa completely fluffed his lines this week similar to Teemo Pukki but considering we’re still in 2020, even Nostradamus or Bejan Daruwalla would have had a tough time. So bhailog, kindly give Bawa a break!! (pun intended)

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While it’s still early days, the fact that Everton and Aston Villa remain the only unbeaten teams, serve as a perfect advertisement for the Premier League and bear testimony to its unpredictable nature.

While the Hammers, Villa,and Spurs recorded smashing wins, Bawa sticks to his guns about Leeds vs. City being Match of the Week. Leeds seem more than comfortable in this division and gave City and Pep’s men a hard run for their money, so much so that Pep was forced to make two defensive substitutions at 1-1.

Noteworthy performances of the week:

Michael Antonio’s inspiring performance at King Power stadium where he single handedly bullied the entire Leicester defence.

Jack Grealish and Ollie Watkins masterminding a famous victory by taking advantage of Liverpool’s defensive frailties.

Heung Min Son pulling the hamstrings and helping Spurs to a memorable victory at Old Trafford.

Transfer Window Report-card

Arsenal – 8/10

This will be a transfer window to savour for Arsenal fans as they seemed to have strengthened their spine well by getting Auba & Saka to sign new contracts and adding the likes of Gabriel, Willian to the Partey 😉 The fact that Atletico and Simeone were the last ones to know that Partey’s release clause was met is the kind of karmic justice that Bawa can fully get on board with! #NoThomasNoPartey

Aston Villa – 9/10

With the additions of Martinez, Cash, Watkins, Traore and the loan signing of Ross Barkley, Dean Smith seems to have addressed all the issues to avoid another relegation battle. As seen in their performance against Liverpool, this team has the ingredients to spring many a surprise this season.

Brighton – 6/10

Adding the experience of Lallana and Veltman to youth prospects like Tariq Lamptey, Potter has assembled a good squad but they needed to add more quality to challenge for a top half finish.

Burnley – 2/10

Sean Dyche and his Burnley side are going to struggle this season due to their inability to add quality to their ranks. They have only added the uninspiring Dale Stephens and Will Norris and will hope that the squad remains relatively healthy to avoid a relegation scrap.

Chelsea – 10/10

After their one season transfer ban, Chelsea returned to the market like the Kardashians, buying more expensive items despite having a closet full of unused designer wear. Werner, Havertz, Ziyech, Chilwell, Sarr, Mendy were bought for a total of $300M and should challenge on all fronts. If not, expect a change on the manager front.

Crystal Palace – 4/10

Despite an ageing and makeshift back line and an out of sorts striker in Benteke, Roy Hodgson surprisingly decided to invest in two youngsters, Eze and Ferguson. Keeping Zaha for the time being is the only positive for Palace fans but they might struggle as the season progresses.

Everton – 9/10

Don Carlo went ahead and bought himself a new midfield, comprising, James Rodriguez, Doucoure and Allan. He also addressed his other problem areas by adding Olsen and Godfrey to increase competition at the back. With no European participation, Everton look favourites to enter the top 6.

Fulham – 3/10

Tony Khan seemed to be more active on Twitter than actually trying to add the much needed quality for Fulham to remain in the PL. Only time will tell if the deadline day signing of Tosin Adarabioyo and Joachim Andersen can paper the cracks at the back. If they can keep Ruben Loftus-Cheek fit then they have a player capable of taking on defences and providing Mitrovic with some able support upfront.

Leeds United – 8/10

With the exception of Cuisance, Bielsa has signed players that will fit right into Leed’s style of play and challenge for a top 10 finish. Quality signings like Rodrigo, Koch, Llorente, Raphinha and Harrison will help Leeds build on their strong start.

Leicester City – 6/10

After losing out their spot in the top four due to poor form in Project restart, the Foxes have addressed a few problem areas by adding great quality in Castagne, Under and Fofana. Not replacing Chilwell with a natural left back might come to haunt them in the long run.

Liverpool – 9/10

The defending champions already possessed a fantastic squad but the astute acquisitions of Tsimikas, Thiago and Jota means that it will be difficult to displace them from their perch.

Manchester City – 6/10

Despite spending $163 million dollars in securing the services of Nathan Ake, Ferran Torres, Ruben Dias, City will not be happy as they were thwarted in their attempts to sign their primary target i.e. Koulibaly. City also look a little light upfront with the ageing Aguero and injury prone Jesus.

Manchester United – 4/10

A poor transfer window with Woodward dillydallying and not addressing problem positions. Apart from securing the services of Donny van de Beek early, United waited to sign a few talented youngsters, a left back in Alex Telles and a 33 year old Edison Cavani for free on Deadline day. A truly uninspiring window at best when they should have looked to closed the gap on Liverpool and City like Chelsea have.

Newcastle United – 8/10

Bournemouth’s Fraser-Wilson combo swapped the south shore for the Toon and might end up being the hero’s they need than the hero’s they were promised with the rumoured Saudi takeover. Jeff Hendrick on a free and Jamal Lewis are quality signings and should help propel Steve Bruce’s team into the top 10.

Sheffield United – 3/10

Chris Wilder has invested in youth and will be hoping Ramsdale , Ampadu (loan) and Brewster can repay his faith at both ends of the field. They lack a proper creative midfielder and a seasoned Premier League striker and might succumb to the second season syndrome.

Southampton – 6/10

Ralph Hasenhutl has quietly had a good transfer window by adding talented prospects like Salisu, Walker-Peters, Diallo and the experienced Theo Walcott (loan). Since Project Restart they have played some wonderful football and these additions should fit right into their fluid, attacking system.

Tottenham – 9/10

Mou Mama has gotten Daniel Levy to loosen his purse strings and add quality to his exciting Spurs squad. Reguilon, Vinicius, Doherty, Hojbjerg, and the return of Bale might be the missing pieces of the jigsaw puzzle that help Spurs win a much awaited trophy. Maybe, just maybe, Mou Mama is “the happy one”.

West Brom – 2/10

After successful loan spells, Grady Diangana and Matheus Pereira are the only noteworthy signings made by Bilic to add to a bang average squad. Adding the experience of Ivanovic won’t really help them grind out results in the PL.

West Ham – 4/10

While Coufal and Soucek are good additions, the Hammers did well in getting rid of high wage earners like Wilshere and Anderson who just weren’t producing enough on the pitch. They lose a rating point for selling a great young prospect in Diangana and strengthening a direct rival.

Wolves – 5/10

This was a weird window for Nuno as he lost the quality and PL experience of Doherty and Jota and replaced them with Nelson Semedo and Fabio Silva. Marcal and Hoever will strengthen their defence but won’t help them take the next step with their over reliance on goals from Raul Jimenez.

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From the Leagues of Yonder…..

Luis Suarez: Barcelona to Atletico Madrid on a free ( was not free. Transfer fee was 5.5 million euros)

Alvaro Morata: Atletico Madrid to Juventus on loan with $50M option to buy (Here we can mention the only real success story here is his agent who makes loads of money in every transaction)

Sandro Tonali: Brescia to AC Milan on loan with $41M option to buy

Victor Osimhen: Lille to Napoli for $82.4M

Arthur Melo: Barcelona to Juventus for $80.8M (part of Pjanic deal)

Miralem Pjanic: Juventus to Barcelona for $67.3M (part of Melo deal)

Douglas Costa: Juventus to Bayern Munich on loan

Federico Chiesa: Fiorentina to Juventus on loan with $47M option to buy

Marc Roca: Espanyol to Bayern Munich for $17.5M

Sergino Dest: Ajax to Barcelona for $24M

Leroy Sane: Man City to Bayern Munich for $55M

Jonathan David: Gent to Lille for $35.2M

Jude Bellingham: Birmingham City to Borussia Dortmund for $26.3M

Achraf Hakimi: Real Madrid to Inter Milan for $45M

Chris Smalling: Man United to AS Roma for $17.6M

Bale’d out!!

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I was always looking out of the window, looking at my watch, thinking about when I could play football” – Gareth Bale

We came agonisingly close to calling the Leeds-Liverpool game, but cannot complain at all!

If you put your eggs in the Danny Ings basket like we did (who couldn’t score against Brentford in the Carabao Cup too), come join us for a jägerbomb or 100!

Aur Harry Kane ma#$%^&*&^%dh hai!!!!!

Everton – West Brom

No one expected the Everton midfield to all start last week. Start they did, and how! With the Toffee management opening their chequebook for Don Carlo, Everton’s midfield could be one to envy by the end of the season.

West Brom looked dire up front, with minimal sparks of creativity during the game. These sparks, however, don’t even look strong enough to breach the firewall named Allan and Doucoure, that they’ll come up against.

Everton should score more than the solitary goal, but it all depends on which pair of boots DCL and Richarlison wear. If you have Digne, DCL or Richarlison, you could just end up smiling at your FPL team.

Bawa’s Verdict: Everton to win handsomely!

Leeds – Fulham

In the first battle of the newly promoted teams this season, and continuing in the same vein, Fulham’s passing stats didn’t look all too bad compared to Arsenal last weekend, but their finishing was abhorrent. They needed their ‘Mitron’ to come and breathe some life. FPL owners will hope Modiji’s birthday weekend sees Mitron continue with his form in the Premier League as well.

Leeds literally set the league on fire, and a few moments of composure would have seen them concede two penalties less and beat the reigning champions. Harrison’s goal has to be the wow! moment of the last gameweek. Will football fans end up struijking koch again?

Leeds won this fixture 3-0 last year, and its safe to say that we’ll see a similar performance this time around too.

Bawa’s Verdict: Leeds to draw first blood, and generously, in the battle of the newly promoted boys.

Manchester United – Crystal Palace

United coming off a perfect pre-season – Maguire visiting fancy locales in Greece, Lindelof stopping robberies while letting them happen all season at Old Trafford and Greenwood doing Daddy things (watch this). Add to that Ed, football’s greatest transfer guru who closed personal terms with everyone and their aunties but forgot to negotiate with their clubs. Its a new season and the whole world is going to be watching which United is going to turn up; extremely well-prepared or woefully underprepared!

Uncle Woy stunned everyone with Palace’s win over the Saints. Their attack definitely looked lively, with Zaha putting himself out in the shopping window with a cracking performance.

United should walk all over Palace on paper, but only Saturday will tell.

Bawa’s Verdict: While this match may be unwarrantedly close, United to sneak a win.

Arsenal – West Ham

Arsenal retained the top spot on the table at the end of GW1 as well with a clinical performance. Willian shutting all the ‘Chelsea retirement home’ jokes with a hattrick of assists and Gabriel ensuring a clean sheet on debut. If they carry the same form into their second London derby, Moyes’ friends better get that aircraft and the banner ready.

West Ham hope they find a more friendly goal frame this time around, after winning the crossbar challenge multiple times against Newcastle.

Arsenal’s FPL assets to have one last dance before a rough set of fixtures welcome them.

Bawa’s Verdict: Arsenal to hammer the Irons!

Southampton – Spurs

Mou mama’s second season always starts strong. Mou mama’s second season has a water tight defence. Mou mama’s second season is the peak, after which he quits somewhere in the third season. Somewhere along the line, Mou mama forgot to send this message to his own team and is desperately looking for a Bale out.

While we are not the biggest fans of premature ejaculation, Southampton and The Hüttl will need to pick up his team up from the beaches of Southampton and get them to resemble the unit that we are used to seeing in Project Restart.

Bawa’s Verdict: All the makings of a Dier draw

Newcastle – Brighton

Bruce did what Ancelotti did at Everton, on a Mike Ashley sized scale. Quietly built a stronger attack, and it showed at West Ham. With Andy Carroll’s elbows fully fit and firing once again and new additions settling in well, will the Magpies make it 2 wins of 2 or will Brighton ruin the final Geordie party before the country goes into another lockdown?

Brighton were unlucky not to get something out of the game against Chelsea and we expect a tight affair.

Bawa’s Verdict: A close encounter to be settled by an individual error or a moment of brilliance.

Chelsea – Liverpool

The money train doesn’t seem to be stopping at Stamford Bridge, as Roman keeps signing more players for squads across Europe. While Timo Werner is definitely going to compete for the top speed rankings, Chelsea are never gonna Kepa a clean sheet unless they Mendy their fences quickly.

Liverpool started from where they left off at the end of the season. Pathetic in defense but still pumping in the goals. For all you FPL enthusiasts and considering his form “ab sala, Salah ko toh lena hi padega”.

Bawa’s Verdict: A modern day manager feud is emerging and in the battle of two shaky defences, expect another thriller with Liverpool edging it.

Leicester – Burnley

Just like every other season, Leicester went into their opener – heavily underrated. They played out a boring period of play at West Brom, then won a penalty. The penalty seemed to flick on a switch, as the Foxes started zipping around with Barnes and Castagne impressing.

Sean Dyche is a lovable b***ard. He has possibly done what a lot of managers couldn’t have done with the budgets at Burnley. Nick Pope and his boys had a stellar season last time around, and with not much addition to their ranks, we’ll have to see if they are going to continue shutting down attacks this season as well.

Fleet footed attackers and a stoic defence, time to see if Ginger Mourinho can get another season of mid-table comfort going.

Bawa’s Verdict: A narrow win for Leicester unless “the Pope” has other ideas

Aston Villa – Sheffield United

With the captures of Emiliano Martinez and Ollie Watkins, Villa have made astute signings by strengthening their core. Will Jack the lad celebrate his new five year contract by putting on a show for the Villans or will the Blades be resilient to the onslaught and spoil the party.

In what is the most boring match-up, on the basis of a reliable sample size of one gameweek, here’s hoping we don’t see the first goalless draw, but then…

Bawa’s Verdict: A snooze fest!!

Wolves – Manchester City

Wolves did the double over City last season with Jimenez starring. Last week, Wolves put two past the Sheffield defence when no one expected them to. Nuno has invested massive amounts in youth, but also signed a new deal in what is Wolves’ best signing of the window.

The Pep Roulette begins. Sep-Oct is already a packed calendar for the team from #ManchesterIsRed (yes, you got it!) and thank god that common sense prevailed and the good folk at the Premier League reverted to the 3 substitutes per game rule. City are fully expected to come out all guns blazing, but if you know which is the right City transfer to make, then do let us know in the comments.

If last season hurt Pep and the Cityzens, then we should get ready for a cracker, because Sheikh Jorge Al Mendes didn’t invest all that money to go down without a fight to UEFA.

Will Takla exact revenge or cry wolf?

Bawa’s Verdict: City to sneak it

The FPL Corner: Ones to watch

Goalkeeper: Emiliano Martinez

Defender: Timothy Castagne

Midfielder: Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

Striker: Anthony Martial

From the Leagues of Yonder…..

VAR got off to a good start surprisingly with the on field referees making use of the screen at half line when needed. Bawa approves of this “better be late than never” moment!

In the French Ligue 1, five players were sent off in the stoppage time of the seasons first Le Classique (PSG vs Marseille). Neymar, Kurzawa, Paredes from PSG and Amavi and Benedetto from Marseille were the culprits of a “brawl” (Bawa laughs). What happened to real men playing football?

Ronald Koeman might not be able to take his seat on the touchline for his first La Liga match as the legendary Barcelona board goofed up (again) by not officially informing Quique Setien of his early termination. You just can’t make this shit up!

Meanwhile, Andrea Pirlo, channeling his inner Indian received his UEFA coaching badges fifteen minutes before his first official Serie A match as manager with an outstanding score of 107 out of 110. #JugaadMax

Oh and in case you give a f#$k, the Premier League has agreed a new deal with China’s leading digital sports platform, Tencent Sports to bring the 2020-21 season to the mainland. China remains the gift that keeps giving in 2020 and more than half the games will now be made available for free, similar to their pandemic distribution services.