The End is Nigh..

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This season has been relentless with matches coming thick and fast and some fans might be happy to see the end of it! With promotion, relegation and trophies for year already accounted for, the only thing left is qualification for Europe. Mathematically 3-4 teams are in the mix for the Champions League but realistically its between Leicester, Chelsea & Liverpool for the two spots up for grabs.

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Leicester winning the FA Cup in front of fans was such a wonderful sight and Bawa hopes that this is the first step towards normalcy as the fans play the biggest part in making football the “beautiful game”.

Talking about football during unprecedented times, there have been some fantastic achievements in the last year, some of which make it to the Leagues of Yonder section of Bawa Says šŸ˜œ, so do scroll to bottom of this post and take a look for yourselves. But before you do that, take a look at this week’s predictions, Bawa takes as much responsibility for these as some governments do for the mismanagement of the pandemic:

Man Utd. vs Fulham

After a hellish week, Ole and his squad can focus on the remaining games in the PL as a build up to their match against Villarreal in the Europa League Final. Ole will hope that Harry Maguire can recover in time as despite his faults, this United team is better with him in it. On the attacking front, the form of Bruno, Greenwood and Cavani makes them favourites for any game, especially this one.

It’s not easy being relegated with three games to go, but the Cottagers put up another toothless performance against the Saints. The full debut and goal for Carvalho will come as a boost for Scott Parker who will have to take one hard look at his players as he prepares for life in the Championship.

Bawa’s Verdict: An Easy United Win.

Southampton vs Leeds

Saints controlled the game against a demoralised Fulham and a first goal for Tella shows that their academy is still one of the best in the country. If he had a fully fit squad at his disposal, this Saints team definitely would have finished in the top half with the likes of Ings, JWP and Vestergaard forming a solid spine.

Leeds blew away Burnley in a clinical 20 minute spell in the second half with Rodrigo scoring a sublime double. If Bielsa can hold on to these players and add a little more quality in the summer, Leeds could be competing for a top 6 finish next season.

Bawa’s Verdict: Another Leeds win to push for a top half finish.

Brighton vs Man City

The Seagulls still haven’t won a game in the PL in which their talismanic captain, Lewis Dunk hasn’t played. Dunk was a big miss against West Ham and will miss the game against City also due to suspension. It’s good to see Dat Boy Welbz doing the business upfront and Potter will hope to have him fit and firing for next season if they want to push for a higher place in the table.

While the scoreline might suggest a thriller, City were pretty comfortable in their 4-3 win at St. James Park. Pep outdid himself and played Scott Carson in goal, a full 10 years after his previous start in the PL. Ferran Torres was the hero with a fantastic hattrick and fans can expect a similar team and result against Brighton.

Bawa’s Verdict: City to continue their victory parade.

Chelsea vs Leicester

In a repeat of the FA Cup Final, these two clubs go at each other in less than 72 hours. Tuchel was critical of VAR missing the handball in the build-up to Leicesters goal on Saturday but he is clutching at straws there. There is a possibility that Chelsea’s season could go from a successful one to a bad one if they lose out on the top 4 and the Champions League final.

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With the wind in their sails after their narrow triumph in the FA Cup Final, Rodgers will egg on his players to beat Chelsea and guarantee their place in the top 4. Vardy & Co. will have to be at their ruthless best if they are to penetrate this stingy Chelsea defense again. Without Evans at the back, they lose a cool head but Fofana and Soyuncu should be able to handle another rearguard effort.

Bawa’s Verdict: A nervous draw.

Everton vs Wolves

17 year old Dan Jebbison poured cold water on the Toffee’s European hopes in a game where Sheffield United looked more hungry for points than Everton. This also marked their 9th defeat at Goodison Park this season, making it their worst home season in PL history. All this while having a full strength side playing the game, sometimes you just can’t get it right!

A Hojberg goal and assist condemned Wolves to another pointless defeat. This went exactly as Bawa predicted, as MC led an assault on the only notable part of the Wolves’ squad – their defence and managed to breach it twice. Uncle Nuno has some soul searching to do, as without Jimenez, this season has been a horror show up front for them.

Bawa’s Verdict: An Everton win at Goodison for the fans.

Newcastle vs Sheffield United

The Geordies flew out of the blocks and were leading 3-2 before City tightened the screws. Without Wilson their attack gave a good account of themselves and Bruce will be happy to see Joelinton get on the scoresheet. The loan signing of Willock has been a masterstroke in an otherwise poor season. Bruce will relish the chance to secure two wins in the last two games against already relegated opponents.

There has been nothing much to write home about the Blades for a while; they did put in a good performance against Everton, but it has come around 30 games too late. The only good thing for Blades fans is that some players are still fighting for the club which should serve them well in the Championship if they were to stay.

Bawa’s Verdict: Another Newcastle Win.

Spurs vs Aston Villa

The Hojberg that Mourinho had in mind at the time of signing finally turned up. Spurs picked up a regulation win, as Europa League definitely seems certain. While it’s still mathematically possible, a Top 4 finish seems highly unlikely. If the rumour mills are right, and MC is actually fed up with Levy and the Board, we could see some scintillating football from England’s main man as he puts himself in the shopping window.

Villa’s implosion continued with a loss at Selhurst Park. Even a top half finish looks unlikely for the Villans now. The only good news for Villa is Grealish’s consecutive appearance off the bench. Europa chasing teams will hope that VIllans show up and give Spurs a tough game.

Bawa’s Verdict: Spurs to take the win.

Crystal Palace vs Arsenal

Palace probably played one of the best bursts of attacking football in their win against Villa, the kind of burst that could send Uncle Woy’s pulse dangerously racing! With no relegation threat to worry about, Palace threw caution to the wind and played like they had nothing to lose. Expect more of that at home as they square up against fellow top 10 contenders. With Palace announcing the departure of Uncle Woy at the end of the season, the Eagles would be hoping to give him a better send-off from the bench than the one Pep has got going for Aguero.

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Arteta’s boys would be well rested with no games over the weekend. The blank game week would have however been something that Arsenal did not want – helping them carry on the Smith-Rowe led momentum to finish the season strong and give them a fighting chance at Europa league football.

Bawa’s Verdict: Arsenal to scrape to a victory.

Burnley vs Liverpool

Sean Dyche will be extremely disappointed in the manner in which his team’s defense was penetrated by Leeds. And some good blocks ensured that the loss wasn’t worse. Vydra missed a good opportunity at 1-0 but thats something they will need to improve upon next season.

Klopp played a blinder by announcing Jota’s injury just before kick-off and breaking a few hundred thousand FPL hearts. The Hawthorns turned out to be a difficult place for them to visit again, with Allison rising highest to score a stunning header in stoppage time to keep them in the race for top 4. Klopp would want his men to be more clinical as they take a rightful swing at the Champions League places.

Bawa’s Verdict: A Liverpool win to keep the pressure on the teams in the top 4.

West Brom vs West Ham

Like their fellow Championship bound side from Sheffield, the Baggies turned in a brilliant performance against Liverpool. They were hard done by losing to a last minute header by the opposing goalkeeper. Hal Robson Kanu looked lively and seemed to take advantage of Liverpool’s attack minded full backs. Big Sam may be going down, but one can never count him out!

While Moyes will rally his troops, he knows that the Hammers have lost the chance for a top 4 finish. He will rue the chances missed by Fornals and Antonio but that’s the beauty of football. His team possesses enough quality to come through this test and guarantee their Europa League participation next season.

Bawa’s Verdict: A routine West Ham win.

FPL Corner

Goalkeepers: Pickford/Dubravka/Carson

Defenders: Digne/Cancelo/Dallas

Midfielders: Fernandes/Son/Greenwood/Salah

Forwards: Antonio/Rodrygo/MC Kane

Leagues of Yonder:

Robert Lewandowski, take a bow! The Polish striker has to be one of the most underrated players in the football world. We rarely hear about his greatness but year after year he produces the goods for his team with this season being no different. He equaled a 49 year old record held by Gerd Muller by scoring 40 goals this season in 6 games fewer and can do one better if he scores in the final game of the season against Augsburg.

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While the Scottish league doesn’t set the football world alight, Rangers F.C. did the unthinkable and went the whole season unbeaten amassing 102 points under the stewardship of Steven Gerrard (his first league title šŸ˜±), a truly remarkable feat!

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In some news from Turkey, it was goal difference that decided the Turkish SĆ¼per Lig with Besiktas pipping Galatasaray to the title. Talk about fine margins šŸ˜±

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Luis Suarez was considered surplus to Barcelona’s requirements at the beginning of the season, so it is befitting to see him score the goal that ended Barca’s hopes of winning the La Liga. Atletico scored 2 goals in the last 10 minutes making them favourites to secure the La Liga on the final day over their city rivals.

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Bale’d out!!

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I was always looking out of the window, looking at my watch, thinking about when I could play football” – Gareth Bale

We came agonisingly close to calling the Leeds-Liverpool game, but cannot complain at all!

If you put your eggs in the Danny Ings basket like we did (who couldn’t score against Brentford in the Carabao Cup too), come join us for a jƤgerbomb or 100!

Aur Harry Kane ma#$%^&*&^%dh hai!!!!!

Everton – West Brom

No one expected the Everton midfield to all start last week. Start they did, and how! With the Toffee management opening their chequebook for Don Carlo, Evertonā€™s midfield could be one to envy by the end of the season.

West Brom looked dire up front, with minimal sparks of creativity during the game. These sparks, however, donā€™t even look strong enough to breach the firewall named Allan and Doucoure, that theyā€™ll come up against.

Everton should score more than the solitary goal, but it all depends on which pair of boots DCL and Richarlison wear. If you have Digne, DCL or Richarlison, you could just end up smiling at your FPL team.

Bawa’s Verdict: Everton to win handsomely!

Leeds – Fulham

In the first battle of the newly promoted teams this season, and continuing in the same vein, Fulhamā€™s passing stats didnā€™t look all too bad compared to Arsenal last weekend, but their finishing was abhorrent. They needed their ā€˜Mitronā€™ to come and breathe some life. FPL owners will hope Modiji’s birthday weekend sees Mitron continue with his form in the Premier League as well.

Leeds literally set the league on fire, and a few moments of composure would have seen them concede two penalties less and beat the reigning champions. Harrisonā€™s goal has to be the wow! moment of the last gameweek. Will football fans end up struijking koch again?

Leeds won this fixture 3-0 last year, and its safe to say that weā€™ll see a similar performance this time around too.

Bawa’s Verdict: Leeds to draw first blood, and generously, in the battle of the newly promoted boys.

Manchester United – Crystal Palace

United coming off a perfect pre-season – Maguire visiting fancy locales in Greece, Lindelof stopping robberies while letting them happen all season at Old Trafford and Greenwood doing Daddy things (watch this). Add to that Ed, football’s greatest transfer guru who closed personal terms with everyone and their aunties but forgot to negotiate with their clubs. Its a new season and the whole world is going to be watching which United is going to turn up; extremely well-prepared or woefully underprepared!

Uncle Woy stunned everyone with Palace’s win over the Saints. Their attack definitely looked lively, with Zaha putting himself out in the shopping window with a cracking performance.

United should walk all over Palace on paper, but only Saturday will tell.

Bawa’s Verdict: While this match may be unwarrantedly close, United to sneak a win.

Arsenal – West Ham

Arsenal retained the top spot on the table at the end of GW1 as well with a clinical performance. Willian shutting all the ā€˜Chelsea retirement homeā€™ jokes with a hattrick of assists and Gabriel ensuring a clean sheet on debut. If they carry the same form into their second London derby, Moyesā€™ friends better get that aircraft and the banner ready.

West Ham hope they find a more friendly goal frame this time around, after winning the crossbar challenge multiple times against Newcastle.

Arsenalā€™s FPL assets to have one last dance before a rough set of fixtures welcome them.

Bawa’s Verdict: Arsenal to hammer the Irons!

Southampton – Spurs

Mou mama’s second season always starts strong. Mou mamaā€™s second season has a water tight defence. Mou mamaā€™s second season is the peak, after which he quits somewhere in the third season. Somewhere along the line, Mou mama forgot to send this message to his own team and is desperately looking for a Bale out.

While we are not the biggest fans of premature ejaculation, Southampton and The HĆ¼ttl will need to pick up his team up from the beaches of Southampton and get them to resemble the unit that we are used to seeing in Project Restart.

Bawa’s Verdict: All the makings of a Dier draw

Newcastle – Brighton

Bruce did what Ancelotti did at Everton, on a Mike Ashley sized scale. Quietly built a stronger attack, and it showed at West Ham. With Andy Carroll’s elbows fully fit and firing once again and new additions settling in well, will the Magpies make it 2 wins of 2 or will Brighton ruin the final Geordie party before the country goes into another lockdown?

Brighton were unlucky not to get something out of the game against Chelsea and we expect a tight affair.

Bawa’s Verdict: A close encounter to be settled by an individual error or a moment of brilliance.

Chelsea – Liverpool

The money train doesnā€™t seem to be stopping at Stamford Bridge, as Roman keeps signing more players for squads across Europe. While Timo Werner is definitely going to compete for the top speed rankings, Chelsea are never gonna Kepa a clean sheet unless they Mendy their fences quickly.

Liverpool started from where they left off at the end of the season. Pathetic in defense but still pumping in the goals. For all you FPL enthusiasts and considering his form “ab sala, Salah ko toh lena hi padega”.

Bawa’s Verdict: A modern day manager feud is emerging and in the battle of two shaky defences, expect another thriller with Liverpool edging it.

Leicester – Burnley

Just like every other season, Leicester went into their opener ā€“ heavily underrated. They played out a boring period of play at West Brom, then won a penalty. The penalty seemed to flick on a switch, as the Foxes started zipping around with Barnes and Castagne impressing.

Sean Dyche is a lovable b***ard. He has possibly done what a lot of managers couldnā€™t have done with the budgets at Burnley. Nick Pope and his boys had a stellar season last time around, and with not much addition to their ranks, weā€™ll have to see if they are going to continue shutting down attacks this season as well.

Fleet footed attackers and a stoic defence, time to see if Ginger Mourinho can get another season of mid-table comfort going.

Bawa’s Verdict: A narrow win for Leicester unless “the Pope” has other ideas

Aston Villa – Sheffield United

With the captures of Emiliano Martinez and Ollie Watkins, Villa have made astute signings by strengthening their core. Will Jack the lad celebrate his new five year contract by putting on a show for the Villans or will the Blades be resilient to the onslaught and spoil the party.

In what is the most boring match-up, on the basis of a reliable sample size of one gameweek, hereā€™s hoping we donā€™t see the first goalless draw, but thenā€¦

Bawa’s Verdict: A snooze fest!!

Wolves – Manchester City

Wolves did the double over City last season with Jimenez starring. Last week, Wolves put two past the Sheffield defence when no one expected them to. Nuno has invested massive amounts in youth, but also signed a new deal in what is Wolvesā€™ best signing of the window.

The Pep Roulette begins. Sep-Oct is already a packed calendar for the team from #ManchesterIsRed (yes, you got it!) and thank god that common sense prevailed and the good folk at the Premier League reverted to the 3 substitutes per game rule. City are fully expected to come out all guns blazing, but if you know which is the right City transfer to make, then do let us know in the comments.

If last season hurt Pep and the Cityzens, then we should get ready for a cracker, because Sheikh Jorge Al Mendes didnā€™t invest all that money to go down without a fight to UEFA.

Will Takla exact revenge or cry wolf?

Bawa’s Verdict: City to sneak it

The FPL Corner: Ones to watch

Goalkeeper: Emiliano Martinez

Defender: Timothy Castagne

Midfielder: Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

Striker: Anthony Martial

From the Leagues of Yonder…..

VAR got off to a good start surprisingly with the on field referees making use of the screen at half line when needed. Bawa approves of this ā€œbetter be late than neverā€ moment!

In the French Ligue 1, five players were sent off in the stoppage time of the seasons first Le Classique (PSG vs Marseille). Neymar, Kurzawa, Paredes from PSG and Amavi and Benedetto from Marseille were the culprits of a “brawl” (Bawa laughs). What happened to real men playing football?

Ronald Koeman might not be able to take his seat on the touchline for his first La Liga match as the legendary Barcelona board goofed up (again) by not officially informing Quique Setien of his early termination. You just can’t make this shit up!

Meanwhile, Andrea Pirlo, channeling his inner Indian received his UEFA coaching badges fifteen minutes before his first official Serie A match as manager with an outstanding score of 107 out of 110. #JugaadMax

Oh and in case you give a f#$k, the Premier League has agreed a new deal with Chinaā€™s leading digital sports platform, Tencent Sports to bring the 2020-21 season to the mainland. China remains the gift that keeps giving in 2020 and more than half the games will now be made available for free, similar to their pandemic distribution services.